The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"
The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."
The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come
again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Imma just tellun my afriend howa to spella Mississippi."
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Oh, Mr Rocco, are all these words frequently mispronounced by native Italians?
