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Involuntary Muscular Contractions

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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realising that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied,
"Probably fishing & drinking beer with his mates."
The professor laughed so much he could not continue with the lecture.


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Oooo she reeled in a "catch" while her man was fishing.
Nice angle Rocco.
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Nice angle Rocco.


He's got nice angles...I've got nice curves....it's why we get along so well.

Kiss Me In The Rain - a microfiction about love and desire

Reels Tech in with my...rod.


Anyone else have some good "fish" or fishing jokes like the Caped Crusader's?
Well this one has a 'fish' in it... sorta smile

Penguin in Bondage:

A penguin decides to tour America. He gets in his old clunker, and a few hundred miles in his mission, the car makes a gawd awful noise, and he pulls into a station for damage assessment.

The station manager tells him it will be a while, and there's a Micky Dee to pass the while.

The penguin visits the Golden Arch establishment, and orders a Big Fish. (here is the gratuitous fish that I promised smile

Upon walking back into the repair shop, the penguin is greeted by the service manager.

"Hey... you got the '94 Ford?"

"Yup" sez the penguin.

"Looks like you blew a seal."

"Errrr.... no" he says, wiping his chin. "Just a bit of tartar sauce"
Uh huh, I remember that one, and I'm sure that will gross out some people.