Irish Coffee
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to
ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish
Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his
coffee. He won't even tast e it. Give it a try and call
me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear
exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee
and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight
up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants
a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to
tatters and took me then and there passionately on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!'
&n bsp; 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the
sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm
sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in that
coffee shop again!'
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Brilliant.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Nice one.
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LOL!