1. “I believe in having sex on a first date,” confessed Betty.
“That’s very modern thinking for an eighty year old,” replied her young friend.
“Well, when you’re dating eighty year old men you can never be quite sure of getting a second date.”
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2. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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3. A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.
The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."
The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."
The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
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Mr Rocco -italian name. First one is new to me. Number 2 has been changed: all these events take place... in an elevator, as I knew it. What do you think?
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