The brunette takes a knife, "I just want every one of you to know that I love my boyfriend very much." And she falls dead.
The redhead takes a dagger, "I just want every one one of you to know that I was about to graduate." And she falls dead.
The blonde goes to the dinner table and takes a fork. She stabs herself all over once, "I just want everyone to know that your boat is going to leak!"
Well, after this mishap with the blonde, it's worth mentioning that Shameless009 was around this Native island and taught them to fix leaking seams in aluminum boat with G/flex 650 Epoxy.
(He never learned to fix a passenger truck seat).