A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriffs Dept is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says "Your qualifications all look good but there is an attitude suitability test you must take before you can be accepted."
Then sliding a service pistol across the desk he says "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"