Joke N° 2: sure a misunderstanding

29 Dec 2008

1. A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's best friend when all of a sudden the telephone rings and she answers. After hanging up she says, "That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for awhile. He said he's out playing cards with you."

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2. Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?"

"Yes," her friend replied.

"What do you do about it?"

"I usually suck on a Lifesaver."

After a moment of stunned silence her friend asked, "Well, what beach do you go to?"

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oK, at first one: who's cheating who? Number 2, a Lifesaver is some kind of a candy to suck? Which joke do you like the most.

29 Dec 2008

They are both great. I'll pick the second one.

29 Dec 2008

Quote by ASubtlepassion
They are both great. I'll pick the second one.

Watch this, subtlepassion: it's a classic, but I never got interested in this one... probably I wasn't paying too much of attention. I think it's a wonderful one as you figure out how long the route would be this way. Still a long way to go. This is the joke I'm talking about:

Two sperm were madly wiggling their way along when one sperm says to the other sperm, "I'm exhausted!"

"Yeah, me too!"

"Are we near the uterus yet?"

"What, are you kidding me? We have a long way to go. We're not even through the esophagus!"

30 Dec 2008

That second was really funny.