There was a little old lady so tight with her money that she took to riding her bicycle to save money. Her little dog became very ill & took it to the vet. The vet told her surgery was in order & it would cost over 400 dollars. Flabergasted the lady said while she couldn't bear for her pet to be sick she could never afford that... and asked if there was anything she could do to save some money. The vet agreed that if she would prep the dog for surgery he would knock off 100 dollars. The little old lady agreed to bring the dog back hairless & ready for the knife.
Off she rode on her bike to the pharmacy to get the supplies. She asked the pharmacist if he had any Nair to remove hair. He said sure & got her a bottle. As he rang her up he said, " I'm sure you know this but after you put this on your legs don't wear stockings for a couple of days or you may develop a rash".
"OH" said the lady. "This isn't for my legs it's for my snauser!"
"Oh my" replied the pharmacist. "Then you better not ride that bicycle for a couple of weeks then!"
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