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Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)

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I'll have to discuss that with your Sir. Back you go, dear.
I am a night owl, so I am back again.
The time difference means I win smile
Sorry Anastasia, but if it's sexy they're after there's only one candidate, - me!
Incorrect me old coffin dodger.
'Tis I
Tis' not....... tis' me
'Tis flippin' not. lol
'Tis me once more!
No arguing ladies, can't you see it's all about me smile
I can see me running off with the trophy...
Your face is beautiful Cindy but my butt is better smile I win again
Can't argue Ana, but I'll trot off with the title...
Hmmmm not so fast little one, I think I need to sell you to the marquis for an hr, he has a better trophy smile
Here comes the sexiest, oh yeah!
Me, myself and I
Why does nobody read, it says Anastasia on the trophy smile
Stand back people the winner is here
Sorry Nikki but, :d/
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
guess it isn't me but ya'll have fun
(has a wrestle with ginger)
Keep the trophy folks...
Bumped by an old irish lad, well yeah know if ye turn your back missy i will steal your golden trophy!
Not quite old, but not the sexiest
Ah, now, be off wid ye, ye feckin' little shite! Ye'd be after havin' the shirt off me back too, so, ye thievin' little divvil.

(while you were trying to figure out that God-awful sentence, I nicked the trophy back. haha)

Edit : sorry Sarah. The above was meant for the feller above you.

I'll share the prize with you
(double our chances)
Cannot argue, you are the sexiest
I agree. You are
Move over girls, the real winner is here
Nick's it from Maisie and snaps me leprachan fingers and POOF dissappear!
Pulls him out of his log-home and tosses him to Tír na nÓg

There, that should keep him busy while I'm reclaiming my spot
The sexiest is ME! haha