Lawyer Funeral Joke - Electrician Tumb

28 Nov 2009

A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. “Why are you all at this man’s funeral?” A man turns towards him and says, “We’re all clients.” “And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching.”

“No, we came to make sure he was dead.”

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Cardiology

Doctor's Funeral

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked:

"Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."

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Well, I myself figure it out a mock up of a vagina, Mr. Shameless, ha, ha, ha!!! Would you like to become a gynecologist yourself, or an electrician instead?

28 Nov 2009

Thank you MR MARCOS for this,,,I want to be a GYNECOLOGIST,,, I could see a vagina as a peaceful resting place,,,and I am a electrician by trade,, and on rare ocassion I have found my job to be a shocking experience!

28 Nov 2009

Shameless009 said: "and on rare ocassion I have found my job to be a shocking experience!"

Probably you mean the pussy is a shocking experience, Mr. Shameless009.

An electric shock occurs when a person comes into contact with an electrical energy source. Electrical energy flows through a portion of the body causing a shock. Exposure to electrical energy may result in no injury at all or may result in devastating damage or death.

29 Nov 2009

MR MARCOS ,,, I could not agree with you more,,I am enjoying this very much,,and I hope we both live to be very old men,,and continue to have these conversations until one of us departs this life!