Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked...
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
