Accepted, I bin try to make the sex. A scary clown denide me and then got me banned from the facebuke. I mad. Just trying to make the fuckin! I have cock. Big cock to make the sweet sex with u. Make u cum lot. Mmmmm. Thanx 4 the want to do the fuckin!
Hello! Was checking out your profile and I love the pics of sunny country roads, ocean waves, and puppies playing and saying funny stuff (puppies don't talk silly!)
Anyhoo...was wondering if you wanted to shove large items in my butt? Let me know!
Denied. This is the Red sight not the Blue site. Get it right. Anyway, I have morals--somewhat. If large items are the only ones that work,
you're just too "loose" for me.
Hi, I'm a sweet lil'piece of the finest and creamiest chocolate. It's about time you put a little color on your page.
And if you're lucky, I might just give you a taste.
Accepted...I'm not the slightest bit interested in any of that
Hey there, kitten. I'm a sweet-talking, kind hearted romantic. I would love to write songs and love poems for you. Let's be each others' everything. Forever. Or, at least for the next 15 to life. If you're ok with long distance relationships and conjugal visits once a month, give me a shout.
Accepted : I've always wondered what a conjugal looked like. Do they have cute widdle ears like alligators? *giggles*
Hiii. Divorcee, 48. Fun and uninhibited. Looking for fun times, chats, pic swaps and -ing with anyone interested. Though not guys. Sorry boys...I get way too much attention from you lovely men as it is, just looking for females. Oh...and I can't send pics or cam myself because of my sensitive career. But more than willing to view yours. Hit me up soon ladies. Clodagh xox
Denied, although the offer is sweet. But, no give no get--if you know what I mean.
Hi, I'm not like most. I'm not looking for a quick stroke. I'm looking for a long one.
I'm thinking you may have some longevity. If you think so too, add me to the top of your list.
I'll make you feel like number one--for a long time.
Accepted...Long, smooth strokes are my specialty...I'm a professional cox swain
Howdy, I'm a good ol' boy jus lookin' fer a good tuhime....know-whuddImean? Shore wood like tuh see whut makes yew purr darlin'. You're so fine, I'd crawl forty miles over barbed wahr an' busted glass just to sniff the tahr tracks of the truck that carries your panties to the cleaners....;) Yaaaaaaaaaa-heeeeew!!!
Accepted... but I'm a guy, so I don't purr... I growl. ;)
Hi, I work in a condom factory testing them for quality control. I'm looking for people I can work with to test these condoms. You're one of the 100 lucky girls I've chosen to work with. Once you accept my friend request I'll be right over and we can begin.. don't worry about sending me your address... I already know where you live
You're in violation of your restraining order! I'm telling you for the last time, leave my grandmother alone ya sick bastard! And stop leaving condoms on her porch!
Hello. Looking for someone to spend every waking moment with. Every minute of the day I want to express my love; at our home, at your work, and while we're with your family (our family hehe), while your buying a cup of coffee, while your sleeping...I want to be there! Hehe. I just need to love you...all the time...forever and ever! Hehe giggles lol lmao crying
Denied....and that's why I divorced you in the first place you clingy, crazy, beeeee-yaah-hatch!!!!!!!
Hey gorgeous, I got two tickets to the REO Speedwagon comeback tour...or is it the farewell tour? Hell, I can't remember what the last one was...If ya want, I'll pick you up in my mint '86 Fiero convertible, we can have dinner at The Sizzler, then head on over to the concert for some bitchin' tunes. If that's not enough, check out my profile pic...that's right, baby, ever seen a mullet that perfect in your life? Been cultivating this bad boy since 7th grade...Anyway, looking forward to hearing from you....page me ;)
LMFAO!! Tex!
Accepted! Come pick me up! Sizzler is the best! I'll be the one in the Ocean Pacific sweater, Vaurnet glacier glasses, and 12 Swatches on my left arm. Hehe!
Hey baby...if I could put u and I together I'd change the letters, in the alphabet. No, wait a minute! Did you fall from heaven because I'm hurting...shit! Is there a mirror in my pants cause I see myself...in 'em. Fuck! I suck! Is it hot in here or am I just happy to see you...son of a bitch...just delete this please
Denied but *hands you a beer*. I cringe every time I hear a corny pick-up line. At the rate you're going, I'd need Botox by the time I'm twenty-five!
Hey sexy, we can hook-up and I'd let you fuck me in the ass. Bring friends ;)
Accepted , panties in purse cos I just been gangbanged by herd of hoboes, your obviously not fussy and I sure am not
Hi there girl, you're just what I am looking for someone to slam me against the wall and doesn't want to meet my parents.
Accepted. It wasn't a herd of hoboes, it was the footy team. And, hair? I shaved the lil kitten this morning.... so there.... ok meet you at the truck.
Hi there spunkylicious, saw your posts on the forums and love the way you call everyone a slut. I can be your lil slut for ya, whaddaya say???
oops, Rosie ya beat me lol
Denied. blow it where?
Hi there loveslickin69! I'm new here and lookin' for friends. What is it yew lurve lickin'? Just askin'... wanna be my friend?
Accepted ........... Good lord ;0)
Dude! You keep sending me blank messages! Denied
Hey beautiful! I'm into trains and was wondering if you would let me lay some tracks on your caboose! Chugga Chugga Choo Choo! Let me know!
LMFAO accepted!! Anyone that hilarious is a keeper!!
Hey baby I like to pretend I'm an exotic sexual slut but I'm really just a lonely old man but I promise to send you sexy images to get you off ;)
Denied!!!!.....Grandpa, get off the damned computer, your porn is using up all the bandwidth and I gotta do my homework....
Hi. I'm a little shy. Quiet. I like moths and old TV commercials. I don't know what else to say. Hi.
Denied! Reading that almost put me to sleep lmao
Hey y'all ain't this the darnedest contraption you ever did saw before! Wanna come over and be my friend? Momma said I can have friends now cause I finally learnt my edrucation!
Accepted with rogue intentions. ;)
Good evening, to whom it may concern. I would like to extend to yourself an invitation for digital friendship upon where I would gleam to know you and then to know you in the biblical sense.
Accepted... I'm so lonely you had me at "good."
Hi MyRabbitLuvsMeBest, I'm an older guy with a little kid inside me... as soon as I have the surgery to get it out, I'd love to have some fun with you. Interested?
Denied... it was sounding there like you worked for the BBC in the 1970s...
Yar, me hearty! I'd much like for ye to join me for some adventure and plundering! An adventure in your chest and plundering of your lagoon! Ar har!
If you don't mind my lagoon being a little marshy, have at it matey! Accepted!
I would like to pet you and hold you and love you and squeeze you. I like talking about the rabbits. Tell me about the rabbits again...
. Want to be my friend and enjoy very horny cybersex with me (fairly quick cos I cant last that long) and share naughty pictures and do my laundry?
