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HA!
Me and the rabbits gladly Accept.

This bowl of brown sugar would love to satisfy your sweet tooth
hiddentalent123
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Accept!Accept! As long as the sugar is for a pre-diabetic and also we don't get too energetic because of my asthma and bad back; I'm looking forward to a very spirited evening!

Hey! Was checking out your profile! Thought it was hot! Check out my profile! If you like it, accept my request! If you do, I'll explain my name, ColonDestroyer234! Funny story!
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Decline, I was told you were previously Daydreambeliever, and that you stole the name colondestroyer from previous bf, and that explains your bandy stance.

Hi sexy, wanna collect CUMquats with me?
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Accept (even if she wasn't already one of my BEST friends. )

Cum with me to a land where ALL of your naughty dreams Cum true!

That's disappointing Rosie.
Guest
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Denied my dreams involve blondes with boobs and not cocks


Hi sexy, my latest nude shot attatched, don't worry that nasty rash will soon go with the cream I got from the clinic, look forward to hooking up !!
Guest
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Accepted! I'm sure it was you I saw down at the clinic the other day.... pleased to finally meet ya.


Hey there sexyluscious, I'm REALLY horny and wondered if you wanna hook up soon. Like NOW. IMMEDIATELY. I'm not one of those pushy types though......
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Accepted! I like a girl who knows what she wants!

Hi, I just moved in near you and am looking in your window with binoculars.. you're just my type. Accept my F.R.?
Guest
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Accepted not many guys like transvestites, so I am all yours big boy


Hi, I am looking for a strong reliable guy, one who will do my bidding with out complaint, don't worry about smell under floor boards that will clear once you have disposed of my previous lovers
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Accept I have a thing about under the floor boards

Hi I'm God's gift to women and I have chosen you to be my playtoy. Consider yourself honoured. And don't forget your kneepads....
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Denied help me out the second word is off and first begins with F, sorry Lyf couldn't resist


Hey I am lonely girl looking for fun, the avi is not me but a close resemblance if you add thick glasses, buck teeth, chronic acne, and broken nose, yours in anticipation Dog Face, (the boys always tease me about my name)
hiddentalent123
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Accepted DogFace! It'll be nice to talk to a woman who doesn't get turned off by my boils and genital warts. I accept you for who you are! Please do the same!

Hello! I was born with a rather large cock on my chin, hence the name ElephantBoy69. Friend me if your interested! You'll be able to see my pics once you do! Kiss. Kiss
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Denied, I'm allergic to elephants

Hi. Looking for lonely women. I have a beautiful chiseled body, completely shaved, immaculately groomed, love Bieber, Celine and show tunes. Won't you be my FABULOUS new friend?
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Blew it with the B word, no one is that lonely they should be subjected to listening to that twat just sayin'


Hi I am on student exchange in your beautiful country, my room mate says if I get clutz to marry me I can get to stay ( she says clutz is like clever person but I have had lots of refusals)
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Hot Dayum! Rosie, I'd marry yew in a heartbeat, but same sex marriage is not legal in Australia.... so.... DENIED!!

Hi there sugar... you look like you need something. If we were friends I'd give you a bj, wanna be my friend?
hiddentalent123
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No thank you...denied. My name, Eunuch2000, didn't give a clue?! Are you just being mean?! And I don't even know what bj means! What?...big joke. You're just a bad person!

Hey baby! As you can see from the pics I sent I have a needle dick, but I do have a sewing machine ass! Wanna be friends?!
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Oh Fuck NO!! DENIED! The needle dick woulda been fine, it's the sewing machine ass that's the 'no go' zone.


Hello Cumtwat, Saw your post on the Kiss, fuck, lick, sip, suck, poke thread... Wanna?
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Accepted! When do we start? LOL

Hey baby I checked out your profile and I LOVE those selfie's! Especially the one with BOTH dildo's! So, cum let me show you how good it can be with the "toys" nature provided me!
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DENIED! You need an eye exam... there's only one dildo....

Hi there Iwannakissyoualloverandfuckyouhard... Nice username you have there. If you accept my friend request, I'll letcha send me some cockshots, whaddaya say??
Guest
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Denied! I ain't got no cock, I'm here looking for some cocks lmfao

Hey baby love the look of your profile , you seem so nice and sweet showing us all your goodies! How about you accept my friend request and we get this party started!
hiddentalent123
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Cool! So you don't me being so hairy and only having one ball! Finally! ACCEPTED!!

My cock vibrates. Friend me.
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Denied, you have addressed this one to the WRONG person! In my sig...I'm the one on the RIGHT SIDE! Don't want NO cocks, real or otherwise vibrating or not!

Welcome to Dream land, you've got a fantasy and I KNOW how to make it happen! (UNLESS it involves you doing MY butt! Then you can keep on dreamin'! ) So, cum on. let's PLAY!
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Accept! I am with you on not playing the butt game - mine or yours.

I will black box and and send chat request even when it clearly doesnt show you online or when you are but it says "Away".. I do that because you need me to make you feel special.. Do you feel special yet?? Do you??... I'm waiting
hiddentalent123
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I'm not feeling special yet... but accepted anyway...My name, Blackhole_of_Need69, should tell you everything you need to know about me. I will count on you to fill the emptiness in my soul! Please start as soon as possible...

Hey! Checked out your profile and it says you're open minded! Great! Because I lost my genitals in a tragic accident I had with a commercial vacuum! Hit me up! I'll send some pics!
midnight900
Chat Moderator
Accepted... I had mine surgically removed! We're like a perfect match!

Hi.. add me.. or else. Really, I hate to resort to threats but I'm tired of being rejected. We live in the same state and I WILL find you if you don't add me. So add me now! Oh, and let's chat smile
Guest
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Denied....Threats don't scare me...I used to fuck tougher guys than you in prison just to see the look on their faces

Hi there, I'm a good listener if you have anything you wanna get off your chest. Especially if it's that you want me to get off on your chest....
hiddentalent123
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Accepted...I sent directions to my house. It'll be the one with the blackened windowed van in the driveway. Door will be open so just come in. Don't mind the smell of chloroform...I'm just working on a project. I'll be in the basement waiting but please enjoy the clown art I have on my walls. Love the avatar Tex!

I'm just sending out random f/r. Don't know you, haven't talked to you, just looking to have alot of friends I never talk to. Friend me!
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Accepted you will be my 1001 Friend that I never speak to.

Hi I am looking for a strong romantic caring guy, but I couldn't find one so I am sending this request to you instead
hiddentalent123
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Accepted you will be my 1001 Friend that I never speak to.

Hi I am looking for a strong romantic caring guy, but I couldn't find one so I am sending this request to you instead

lmao rosie!!

Accepted!! I'm your perfect man! Now stop typing and get me a beer! Do something sexy too!

Couldn't tell from your profile but I'm looking for a woman with no teeth, can't talk, and has a place on their ass for my ashtray. You it? Friend me...
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Denied I have all my teeth

Hi i am looking for a guy who would buy me a car, holidays, expensive jewellery, I am sure you are the guy, otherwise your wife gets to know about your account, and the depraved things you do with guys
hiddentalent123
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Denied. We live in the basement of my mom's house. Go ahead and tell her. Maybe she'll leave then. I've tried everything!

Looking for somebody to come visit me in prison. If you don't, then tell one your friends, doesn't matter who.