Denied. I'm already in a relationship with an innocent criminal in the same prison. He's my first and only ... Prison Master. He asked that I stay exclusive with him but if you visit him in Cell 69 he may be willing to share me.
Hello Sexy! I've seen you around the forums and keep finding myself drawn to your profile. I love your pics and hope we can have long romantic whispered chats in The Lush Bedroom.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Lol Racy! I met Prison Master and there's not enough soap to wash that memory out of my head!
Accepted! But just to let you know, I can only "spanks ass" in the chat rooms. Gets a little awkward when I just want say hello to somebody.
Hey I'm SoldierBoy13 and would love to traverse your terrain, breech all your egresses, and then lay down my covering fire on you. Hit me up if you're interested!
DENIED! I had your sister on my FL at one time and that turned out to be a TOTAL bummer!
Hi big guy! I've got the morals of an alley cat and loyalty to match (I fuck anything and everything that breathes... at least I THINK they were ALL breathing) and I'll turn to you for advice anytime and every time I need it. whether it's some guy here yanking me around by my clit ring and treating me like day old shit when he isn't in a mood for a blow job, or dating advice in my real life. BUT, if YOU want ME to be a friend... well... I might have to think about it... it MIGHT BE too much of an imposition. So, whatta ya say big boy? Can I suck you off?
Uhh...DENIED!!! You think I look like a guy.
Hey Sexy....Wanna play? I really do!
Denied. Play with yourself. I'll watch. ;)
Hi there. I'm not only just looking for a friend,
but I'm looking for someone to please. I want to make them feel so good
that every time they open their mouth to speak
they will only be able to moan my name. Do you think you
are up for that?
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh ACCEPT!
I've got a half a dozen different profiles this is one of the three where I say I'm a bi female in my 20's. I'm not into guys I just want females. Check out my hot pics (which you can also find on other sites IF you know WHICH porn site to look on!) I'm new and fresh and HORNY let's PLAY!
Yea sure! Why not? Accept!
Hey baby, just want to say one thing...my cock is so big I get light headed when I get a hard on...Friend me, and make me dizzy
If your trying to convince me that there is not enough blood for you and your cock, I can tell you that viagra can have the same effect on a guy with small cock, decline until further photographic evidence available
Anglo Saxon girl seeking friendship and love, but in abscence of those I am prepared to fuck like rabbit
Denied... No friendliness or love here and I'm not a rabbit, but I know someone who is.......
Hey you!! You with the balaclava on your head, yeah you, running out of the bank.... wanna be my friend? I have cookies....
If the cookies are in a safe place that has no extradition treaty with Lushland, I'll be anything you want.
Thirty something divorcee looking to meet fun people to swap Macrame patterns and attempt huge anal insertions with unusual objects. Friend me...
ACCEPT this I GOTTA SEE! LOL
Hey baby, I saw your avatar in the forums and it's so hot it's got me jerkin' off already! There's nothing much on your profile, but with an avatar that hot I don't care if you are a 50 year old guy ..I WANT SOMA YOUR NOOKIE!
DENIED!!! Cheeky sonofabitch!!!! I'm 48 FFS!
Greetings and salutations all you sexy hot chicks there in the land of the lush. Haha!
CuntDestroyer (aka Neville) here looking to cam2cam with any ladies turned on by the London Underground timetables 1962 to '66. (Their hottest years, in my humble opinion).
Has to be after ten pm GMT as Mother is playing Bingo on the computer till then.
Denied... I'm partial to the '67 tables... anything prior to that is just too... experimental.
Serious D&D gamers only for this gal. If you've got the Xbox, I got the time. Please no Star Wars fanboys...Sure Space Balls had potential but Mel Brooks was involved.
Denied! Sorry Darl, I got a box, but don't think it's the type you're looking for. Ain't got no space balls either sorry.
Hey there WhamBamThankYouMa'am69 . Loved your profile... I'm pretty. Would you like to be friends?
SheeeeYIT!!! You sure am purdy gurl! How bout younme git tigither onna phone an I'll make you scream my name like you wuz receivin the Rapture.
Big busted bouncy bawdy Boston belle looking for friendly fit fierce-fucking fellows for fun filled fortnight in Fuengirola. All expenses spent.
Denied, no fellow here... and is friendly fit fierce-fucking code for titty fucking???
Looking for Ms. Right, or Wrong, as long as we do it in Vegas - or the next town over - I just want to stop doing it in the backseat.
Denied... Ms Wrong here... I ain't got no front seat sweetheart so you're stuck where you are...
Hey there handsome_perv. I saw on your profile that you like bow-legged girls cause they're the best riders. Well honey my legs are so bowed I could take on two at the same time so you'll love me. Wanna be friends?
Accepted!!!...Good thing too, cuz I'm about a cheeseburger away from three-fiddy...take up a lot of room, doll ;) ...Know what I mean?
Hi. I'm tall, dark, and oh-so-handsome. I have broad shoulders, hypnotic eyes, and a thirst for...well, your essence. If you accept, I'll show you a really great time around the castle...might even let you spend eternity with me. Can't wait to nibble on your neck... Hugs n bites, bloodthirst_13
Accepted!!! I just love guys who aren't afraid to commit to eternity.
Hello I_LuvBeaver... I'm always keen to make friends with nature lovers such as yourself. I have a pet beaver of my own. I called her Kitty. Hows about we become friends and I can show you mine if you show me yours.
Accept! Yes. I am love to make friend your beaver with mine. Many happiness time wait us please. (Cash Only).
Hi. I got lumps of it if you want it baby. And we both know you do. Often.
Accepted...love my lady lumps even if pimples on the face
Hi Im a 4'8" samoan princess. Would love to shake what my mamma gave me for you
FINALLY! A match! You must of read my profile that my fetish is oompa loompa polynesian royalty. Accepted! YESSS!
Don't let my name KongDong123 fool ya. I'm a pretty sensitive guy. I'll even spit on it before I shove it in. Give you a quick ass smack and a smile when I ask you politely to get the fuck out. If you think this works for you, then let me know! If not, then great conversation would be fun too. Looking for a person to have some intellectual conversation to discuss a variety of topics with... looking forward! Smooches!
Denied!! Anyone who chose a username like "kongdong" is usually lying and has a weeny peeny. I'm also not really into the spanky thing. Not unless it's for money. You can't fool me and everyone knows nobody has ever got enough spit to use as lube.
Single white female here looking for someone with a 12" cock. I know there are some out there because I've seen REAL cockshots of some on a website I frequent. Can't be even a fraction less than 12" cause I also need to measure the length of the curtains in my bedroom. Is there a handyman with a huge wanger out there for me?
Accepted sweet thang! Let's just say, when I sit down to take a pee, I can tell the temperature of the water. Not like some of these wimps that pee on their balls.
Saw your profile, didn't read it, but thought your avatar was hot. Is that you? Are those your tits? I've used it already, thanks... Hit me up if you wanna be friends
Oh DUH! Of course it's me! and if thats me, then they are my tits aren't they? (well, most of them are mine) Don't ask me for anymore pictures because I don't have any... that one is the only one I saved before my laptop burned to a crisp in a house fire that left nothing but ashes and no I can't take one for you now because my laptop burned in the fire.
One lonely lady with fake boobs, a fake picture and can lie her ass off, is looking for a guy who likes to cam, but I can't cam with him because my webcam got burned in a fire. ... wanna hit me up?
Accepted! Accepted! Accepted! Lie, cheat, fake your orgasms, I don't care! Just love me! Because I have always loved you from afar. Following your posts, always commenting on your stories with "I love you", always posting under you in forums with..."I love you" no matter what the thread is (and those guys who post under you better stop, they just better stop doing that!), anyway I love you! Forever and ever! If you haven't noticed I changed my wall 4 years ago to marred to you, and your avatar is the only thing I post on my wall. And those guys, they'll never love you like I do...they better stop doing that... KISSES!!
Wondering if you're interested in a guy with one ball...Friend me...
Hey, one ball, two balls, THREE balls, as long as your cock is stiff, and you get a girl who can juggle three balls, it doesn't make any difference really, right? ACCEPTED!!!
One Siamese twin looking for a mate. A different mate than the one I've already got. Voyeuristic tendencies may lead to a very hot threesome. Anyone interested in me/us?
Siamese Twins? How kinky!?! You failed to put whether male or female, but what the hell. I ACCEPT
Single white female here. I am a little on the large size but big girls need loving too. I hope you like body hair, I am all natural. My legs, arms and well my female area. If you looking for a wild ride, I am your girl.
You Betcha! The thought of making the sweet sex with sasquatch has ALWAYS been a fantasy of mine! I would love to root through your forest and see what gem I can find.
Single white female here. If you like creamy, alabaster skin then I'm the woman for you. I'm an albino...can't enjoy walks on the beach like your profile seductively suggests because I can't be in direct sunlight but I have alot of other interests. I enjoy buying sun hats and trying to find spf 600 sunblock. If you forgot I'm pink_eyes69...
