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Denied....anyone who can spell haberdashery and use it in the same thought as erotically...prolly a serial killer

Hi. i wuz jus chekkin u out. Ur hot. I wont 2 get 2 no u bettr. if u lik 2 get nasty n fone txt u shud hmu. l8tr bby
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Denied... Anyone who can't spell properly and uses txt spk to hide it has gotta be a dumbass...


Hi I'm trinket. I like hamburgers, french fries, icecream, donuts, and I got pictures to share! Wanna be my skinny friend?
jollyjack
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Yes please.....just call me skinny Ma-Linny.....?

Hey, I'm Linny......wanna play hide the sausage with me...?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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Denied... I'm a vegetarian sorry.....

Hi there sweetcheeks, just saw your cockshots on your profile and I'd like to see more. Yes, I said more of it . it can't be THAT small, surely.... Wanna be friends? Promise I won't laugh
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Confirmed : Hi Linny smile Luv to play any butchery related games lol. I'm also up for meats if you are...? Kisses...Ishmael


Hey babe. I read in your Bio you're a Nurse. WOW! We need to cam. I have the biggest, hardest bunion you ever saw. Need some advice. Luv Neville


EDIT : Bugger!!!
Twinket in b4 me!


Denied : How DARE you speak to your Father like that Missy!!! Go to your room this instant!


Hey babe. I read in your Bio you're a Nurse. WOW! We need to cam. I have the biggest, hardest bunion you ever saw. Need some advice. Luv Neville
midnight900
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Denied... I'm not a nurse I like to dress up as one and play doctor... next time pay more attention to my profile when you're masterbating.

Hi hot stuff! I read that your first gangbang and lesbian sex were in prison. I'm adding you in hopes you have private pics on your profile... please?
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This looks familiar, as if it was derived from another forum thread that was a serious topic. is that allowed?
hiddentalent123
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Accept bitch! Thanks fucker. I'm a dude. Just tryin to get some other dudes to friend me so I changed my avatar to a chick. Prisons right though. I did alot of fuckin in prison! Alot bro...thanks again midnight. Looking forward to fuckin ya!


Saw ur avtar and wuld like to make the fucking. I told I make the fuking good. I have cock. Big cock to have the sex. Want me to sex u? I like to tuch ur poosee if like. Frend me. I make u cum good. So hard. Mmmmm. U like?
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Accept bitch! Thanks fucker. I'm a dude. Just tryin to get some other dudes to friend me so I changed my avatar to a chick. Prisons right though. I did alot of fuckin in prison! Alot bro...thanks again midnight. Looking forward to fuckin ya!


Saw ur avtar and wuld like to make the fucking. I told I make the fuking good. I have cock. Big cock to have the sex. Want me to sex u? I like to tuch ur poosee if like. Frend me. I make u cum good. So hard. Mmmmm. U like?






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Accept bitch! Thanks fucker. I'm a dude. Just tryin to get some other dudes to friend me so I changed my avatar to a chick. Prisons right though. I did alot of fuckin in prison! Alot bro...thanks again midnight. Looking forward to fuckin ya!


Saw ur avtar and wuld like to make the fucking. I told I make the fuking good. I have cock. Big cock to have the sex. Want me to sex u? I like to tuch ur poosee if like. Frend me. I make u cum good. So hard. Mmmmm. U like?


Denied .....and stay the fuck off my daughter's facebook page, pervert!!!

Hey, I heard you were a lot of fun...all my friends say you're the funniest chick around...wanna hang out and make fun of people?
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accepted. We don't have to make fun of other people, they already makin' fun of themselves!


Hi there cutie..... Wanna come down to the icec ream parlour and show me your popsicle?
hiddentalent123
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Accepted! You can melt my popsicle any time you want!

Hey! Just wanted to know if you were interested why my name is AnacondaCock69. I've sent a couple of pics. It takes two pics to see the whole thing...
avrgblkgrl
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Denied. Actually someone else just sent me the same two pictures. Well I should say, they sent me three.
You are missing the one that goes in the middle.

Dear future friend: Real women make your dick hard, not your life. It's time you had a real woman on your page.
? A True Story ?
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Denied... If you make my dick hard, then I definitely have a major problem.


Hi there, I just joined Lush and I'm looking for some crazy people people who like stalking and shit.... so we can do it together.... wanna be my friend? Promise I won't stalk ya.
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Accepted ...can do crazy


Hi, love that you have a "thing" for BBW, me too. Maybe we can trade pics.
avrgblkgrl
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Quote by sweettittilation
Accepted ...can do crazy


Hi, love that you have a "thing" for BBW, me too. Maybe we can trade pics.


SexyBBWSlut told you that didn't she?! Talk about kiss'n and tell'n. That's it, I'm posting dat big'azz on Tumblr.
(Whispering, "What kind of pictures you got there, sweet thang?")



Looks like I know you. I mean like in the RL.
So, maybe you should make sure I'm your friend--your CLOSE FRIEND.
I'd hate to have to tell you-know-who about what you've been doing up in here.
? A True Story ?
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Accept.... I want to kep an eye on you...

Fit like, ma loon, ye kens at A'm fae d Doric plis an A jist windered if yi funcied gitin tae ken ma bitter.

(I hope my accent isna too strong fir you)
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Quote by Jam_Wil_Mac

Fit like, ma loon, ye kens at A'm fae d Doric plis an A jist windered if yi funcied gitin tae ken ma bitter.

(I hope my accent isna too strong fir you)



Denied! How the frack can I be your friend if you're speaking Russian?? What is the word for 'fuck' in Russia? Fuck?


Hey there CuntryBoy69. Love your username. Wondered if you would like to be my friend, we could do a lil horizontal square dancin' together if you wanna ;)

(lol I seriously couldn't understand half of what you said up there)
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Denied! How the frack can I be your friend if you're speaking Russian?? What is the word for 'fuck' in Russia? Fuck?


Hey there CuntryBoy69. Love your username. Wondered if you would like to be my friend, we could do a lil horizontal square dancin' together if you wanna ;)

(lol I seriously couldn't understand half of what you said up there)


Russian??? I'm fae Aberden, ma quine!

CuntryBoy69.... you're trying to add the wrong profile. DENIED.

Hey sexy, I loved reading your profile. I would love to get closer and read your soul next.
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CONFIRMED : *giggles* *giggles again* okay...*giggles* *giggles* then you can *giggles* dominate me*giggles*


Hiii I'm a sexy, curvy mother of eight. Just divorced and always wondered what being with another woman would be like. I was hoping you'd help me find out. I have no limits and LOVE everything and ANYTHING you want to do to me. Hope we can chat REAL soon. kisses Bernardoh shitohshit....I mean Chardonnay
alliet14
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Accepted. My friends and I need a good comedy.


Hi, I am a married woman and my husband is went to sleep before he could properly satisfy me. After looking at your images, I feel you are equipped with exactly what I need. Would you like to view my web cam?
midnight900
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Denied...you still have your teeth...I can't get into that.

Hi, I was raised by wolves and am looking for a woman who likes to have sex doggy style caused that's what the wolves around me always did. Can we hook up later and make each other howl?
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Quote by midnight900
Denied...you still have your teeth...I can't get into that



LMFAO!!
jollylolly
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Accepted, as long as I get to be in the middle!

Um hi, hope you liked the collage i made of your avatar in a field surrounded by puppies and had mounted at your workplace. NOW can we be friends?
midnight900
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Accepted... I wasn't smart enough to get into collage, so I like that you made one for me... and with puppies... by puppies, you do mean boobs, right?

Hi, I'm trying to set a personal best by masterbating 25 times in one day... can you help me out?
jollylolly
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I think it's great that you're ambitious...so I will accept.

Hi your curly blonde hair reminds me of noodles and Im starving! Wanna feed me?
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Accepted... I've got something that will fill you right up...

Hi, I'm a 73 year old Belgian Monk who has just left the church and I desperately want to know sex with a woman before I pop my clogs. Will you help and old man go out in a blaze of cum?
midnight900
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Accepted! You're in luck! I just finished my last bit of estrogen treatment after my sex change, so officially I'm a woman now! I've been wanting to take this vagina on a test run, and you're the lucky man! I'll even set your cum on fire so you can go out in a blaze of cum, like you asked. It'll be great!


Hi, I'm looking for someone who'll talk dirty to me while I read a phonebook so I can say I've cum on thousands of people. Will you accept my friend request?