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Ok ok so so the question is...Will you run down the street naked while jumping over a car ass cheeks sliding across the hood all while eating a piece of chicken ?
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let's have a laugh people , why so serious all the time lighten up :)
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Would you stand outside the local Police Station and start singing "TNT" by ACDC?
I called fire station people when I was 10 and told them I was a thief. They said they didn't have to do anything with if I was a thief or whoever.They would care only if there was something burning.
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What do you want? flowers .. fish & chips ... glossy mags .. posh perfume .. jeez some people.
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Fish and Chips would be nice, kinda hungry.
Would you walk into a police station naked and tell them that some guy mugged you and stole your clothes?
Would you walk into a police station naked and tell them that some guy mugged you and stole your clothes?
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DURING THE DEPRESSION MY MOM'S FOLKS HAD MONEY.. THEY ALSO HAD A FAMILY THAT DROPPED IN EVERY SUNDAY, JUST BEFORE SUPPER.. ONE SUNDAY JUST BEFORE THE OTHER FAMILY SHOWED UP, GRAND PA LOCKED THEIR DOG IN A BEDROOM. HE ALSO INSTRUCTED EVERY ONE, THAT THEY WERE NOT TO MENTION THE DOG..
PART WAY THROUGH SUPPER, THE COMPANY ASKED ABOUT THE DOG.. MOM'S ENTIRE FAMILY STOPPED EATING, BOWED THEIR HEADS & STARED AT THEIR PLATES. THE COMPANY DEPARTED AS RAPIDLY AS THEY COULD.NEVER TO EAT THERE AGAIN.
SHE (A total stranger)THEN SHARED THIS WITH ME. SAME SITUATION DIFFERENT CURE. HER GRAND MOTHER TOLD EVERY ONE THAT WHEN THEY WERE FINISHED EATING ,THAT THEY WERE TO PLACE THEIR PLATE ON THE FLOOR, & THAT WHEN THEIR DOG WAS FINISHED LICKING THE PLATE CLEAN , THAT THEY WERE TO DIRECTLY PLACE THAT (dirty) PLATE BACK ON THE THE SHELF. Problem solved) COMPANY SPLIT BEFORE SUPPER WAS FINISHED.
SMART ASS ME HAD TO ADD. I USE TO LET MY DOG CLEAN MY DISHES, BUT I FINALLY RAN OUT OF DISHES..THEN I GOT SMARTER & GOT A RETRIEVER, NOW I HAVE DISHES THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN IN YEARS. 80% of this is true.. hope you found the humor.. JOEL
PART WAY THROUGH SUPPER, THE COMPANY ASKED ABOUT THE DOG.. MOM'S ENTIRE FAMILY STOPPED EATING, BOWED THEIR HEADS & STARED AT THEIR PLATES. THE COMPANY DEPARTED AS RAPIDLY AS THEY COULD.NEVER TO EAT THERE AGAIN.
SHE (A total stranger)THEN SHARED THIS WITH ME. SAME SITUATION DIFFERENT CURE. HER GRAND MOTHER TOLD EVERY ONE THAT WHEN THEY WERE FINISHED EATING ,THAT THEY WERE TO PLACE THEIR PLATE ON THE FLOOR, & THAT WHEN THEIR DOG WAS FINISHED LICKING THE PLATE CLEAN , THAT THEY WERE TO DIRECTLY PLACE THAT (dirty) PLATE BACK ON THE THE SHELF. Problem solved) COMPANY SPLIT BEFORE SUPPER WAS FINISHED.
SMART ASS ME HAD TO ADD. I USE TO LET MY DOG CLEAN MY DISHES, BUT I FINALLY RAN OUT OF DISHES..THEN I GOT SMARTER & GOT A RETRIEVER, NOW I HAVE DISHES THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN IN YEARS. 80% of this is true.. hope you found the humor.. JOEL
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For fuck's sake, would people stop beginning "would you" type questions with the fucking phrase "will you?" Jesus, this is doing my fucking box in! *seethes*
WOULD YOU please tell us why you are so cranky? Andrew, you know I love you but I have to tell you, if you don't like what we are saying here petal, please don't stick your nose into the thread ok?
You will stay a lot calmer, and we will still have fun.
WOULD YOU be able to do that sweetie?
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WOULD YOU please tell us why you are so cranky? Andrew, you know I love you but I have to tell you, if you don't like what we are saying here petal, please don't stick your nose into the thread ok?
You will stay a lot calmer, and we will still have fun.
WOULD YOU be able to do that sweetie?
I guess I should have been more clear, I was joking with my first post. I guess some of my humour is lost in text.