Light bulb jokes

16 Aug 2009

How many union workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17. It's in the contract!

How many mobsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10. You got a problem wit dat?

How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.

How many lab mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but it's hard to get them in there.

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19 Aug 2009

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

24 Aug 2009

Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.

25 Aug 2009

How many women wiht PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

A light bulb a fucking light bulb, you want me to change a light bulb, well of all the lazy good for nothing low down useless idiotic stupid and inconsiderate bastards you take the biscuit.

26 Aug 2009

7 Sep 2009

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

16. One to do it and another 15 to say, "Not bad, but I could have done it better..."