The man was quite sharp with his wit
The gal was less so with her tit
Exposed it, she did
Then fondled with it
And pinched herseld to fit.
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Active Ink Slinger
Shes teaching him how to cook
Active Ink Slinger
Shes teaching him how to cook
Like sex, he learned from a book
But its getting boring
Like sex, he learned from a book
But its getting boring
Active Ink Slinger
She's teaching him how to cook
Like sex, he learned from a book
But it's getting boring
And he's started snoring
Like sex, he learned from a book
But it's getting boring
And he's started snoring
Active Ink Slinger
She's teaching him how to cook
Like sex, he learned from a book
But it's getting boring
And he's started snoring
And she gave him that look
Walking naked along the shore
Like sex, he learned from a book
But it's getting boring
And he's started snoring
And she gave him that look
Walking naked along the shore
Active Ink Slinger
Walking naked along the shore,
Something both of them had done before.
Something both of them had done before.
Active Ink Slinger
Walking naked along the shore,
Something both of them had done before.
Wind is blowing her hair
Something both of them had done before.
Wind is blowing her hair
Active Ink Slinger
Walking naked along the shore
Something both of them had done before.
Wind is blowing her hair,
And she just doesn't care,
Something both of them had done before.
Wind is blowing her hair,
And she just doesn't care,
Active Ink Slinger
Walking naked along the shore
Something both of them had done before.
Wind is blowing her hair,
And she just doesn't care,
The she whispered "i want more"
Birds filled the echoing air
Something both of them had done before.
Wind is blowing her hair,
And she just doesn't care,
The she whispered "i want more"
Birds filled the echoing air
Active Ink Slinger
Birds filled the echoing air,
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
Active Ink Slinger
Birds filled the echoing air,
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
A guy biking pass by
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
A guy biking pass by
Active Ink Slinger
Birds filled the echoing air
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
A guy biking passed by
So she waved, and said "Hi",
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
A guy biking passed by
So she waved, and said "Hi",
Active Ink Slinger
Birds filled the echoing air
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
A guy biking passed by
So she waved, and said "Hi",
But he doesnt seem to care
And she listened whilst sat in her chair.
A guy biking passed by
So she waved, and said "Hi",
But he doesnt seem to care
Active Ink Slinger
Playing tonight with my friend
Active Ink Slinger
I don't seem to want it to end
Active Ink Slinger
Playing tonight with my friend
I don't seem to want to end
Long into the night I continue to play
I don't seem to want to end
Long into the night I continue to play
Active Ink Slinger
Playing tonight with my friend
I don't seem to want to end
Long into the night I continue to play
wishing that he would stay
I don't seem to want to end
Long into the night I continue to play
wishing that he would stay
Active Ink Slinger
Playing tonight with my friend
I don't seem to want it to end.
Long into the night I continue to play
Wishing that he would stay
Or just a long message he'd send.
I don't seem to want it to end.
Long into the night I continue to play
Wishing that he would stay
Or just a long message he'd send.
Active Ink Slinger
The sun set over the bay
Active Ink Slinger
The sun set over the bay,
They decided to call it a day.
Everyone left but him
They decided to call it a day.
Everyone left but him
Active Ink Slinger
The sun set over the bay,
They decided to call it a day.
Everyone left but him,
He had far more vigour than Slim
They decided to call it a day.
Everyone left but him,
He had far more vigour than Slim
Active Ink Slinger
The sun set over the bay,
They decided to call it a day.
Everyone left but him,
He had far more vigor than Slim
In the right hand that wanted to stay
A bow legged boy from the South
They decided to call it a day.
Everyone left but him,
He had far more vigor than Slim
In the right hand that wanted to stay
A bow legged boy from the South
Active Ink Slinger
A bow legged boy from the South
Who has a candy in his mouth
Who has a candy in his mouth
Active Ink Slinger
A bow legged boy from the South
Who has a candy in his mouth
An all day sucker
I can think of a couple people that would love to rhyme this
Who has a candy in his mouth
An all day sucker
I can think of a couple people that would love to rhyme this 
Quantum Tease
A bow legged boy from the South
Who has a candy in his mouth
An all day sicker <-------------- perhaps "sucker"?
He'll need a scrubber
I had to fight it, but I just wasn't going to "go there" Anyone else who chooses may replace my line.
Who has a candy in his mouth
An all day sicker <-------------- perhaps "sucker"?
He'll need a scrubber
I had to fight it, but I just wasn't going to "go there"
Anyone else who chooses may replace my line. 
Active Ink Slinger
A bow legged boy from the South
Who has a candy in his mouth
An all day sucker
For that big chucker
Helped him stave off his regions drouth (It was hard, sorry, my late night brain did not notice and thank you Lynn I did mean sucker)
She went shopping for lace underwear
In the store she tried on the pair
Who has a candy in his mouth
An all day sucker
For that big chucker
Helped him stave off his regions drouth (It was hard, sorry, my late night brain did not notice and thank you Lynn I did mean sucker)
She went shopping for lace underwear
In the store she tried on the pair