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She's having a date tonight
She's having a date tonight
I bet to the guys delght
She's having a date tonight
I bet to the guys delight
Even more when he sees
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
She's having a date tonight
I bet to the guys delight
Even more when he sees
The job she preforms from her knees
She's having a date tonight
I bet to the guys delight
Even more when he sees
The job she preforms from her knees
In her dress that leaves nothing to hide

He's alone in his bedroom today
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
He's alone in his bedroom today
His wife told him that she could not stay
He's alone in his bedroom today
His wife told him that she could not stay
She threw him out with his tiger
He's alone in his bedroom today
His wife told him that she could not stay
She threw him out with his tiger
Mad measured by Geiger
He's alone in his bedroom today
His wife told him that she could not stay
She threw him out with his tiger
Mad measured by Geiger
But then still decided to play

Last night i had a dream
Last night i had a dream
That's your excuse for the wet stream?
Last night i had a dream
That's your excuse for the wet stream?
I met this hot guy
Last night i had a dream
That's your excuse for the wet stream?
I had sex on the moon
It seems we have two:
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Last night i had a dream
That's your excuse for the wet stream?
I met this hot guy
And I caught his eye


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Last night i had a dream
That's your excuse for the wet stream?
I had sex on the moon
and came much too soon
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Last night i had a dream
That's your excuse for the wet stream?
I met this hot guy
And I caught his eye
But woke up when someone scream

Last night i had a dream
That's your excuse for the wet stream?
I had sex on the moon
and came much too soon
And had a good scream
She's going out for a walk
She's going out for a walk
dork has knee high sandal socks
She's going out for a walk
dork has knee high sandal socks
She pass by a store
She's going out for a walk
dork has knee high sandal socks
She pass by a store
Then laid on the floor
She's going out for a walk
dork has knee high sandal socks
She pass by a store
Then laid on the floor
As the people looked and mock (set up, not going there smile

He drank so much he seen double
He drank so much he seen double
Hope he's not gonna get in trouble
He drank so much he seen double
Hope he's not gonna get in trouble
But when he saw two
He drank so much he seen double
Hope he's not gonna get in trouble
But when he saw two
He can't believe it's you
He drank so much he seen double
Hope he's not gonna get in trouble
But when he saw two
He can't believe it's you
'Tis sad, but I must burst his bubble!

A lady named Charlotte once said
A lady named Charlotte once said
When it is midnight, go back to your bed
A lady named Charlotte once said
When it is midnight, go back to your bed
I'm already writing
Something exciting
A lady named Charlotte once said
When it is midnight, go back to your bed
I'm already writing
Something exciting
So, piss off, fuck you, enough said.

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My favorite part when having sex
My favorite part when having sex
the touching, holding, and caress
A) My doctor said I have a rash
A) To fix it he needed more cash
B) But since I had none
B) I suggested some horizontal fun
A) and his clothes came off in a flash!
My favorite part when having sex
the touching, holding, and caress
A tongue flick on a bum