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LIMERICK GAME

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My favorite part when having sex
the touching, holding, and caress
A tongue flick on a bum
Still asking for some
My favorite part when having sex
the touching, holding, and caress
A tongue flick on a bum
Causes a lovely thrum
My favorite part when having sex
the touching, holding, and caress
A tongue flick on a bum
Still asking for some
Oral sex for some is too complex


There once was a virgin from Phuket
There once was a virgin from Phuket
And she's looking for a cricket
There once was a virgin from Phuket
And she's looking for a cricket
I'm not talking the game
There once was a virgin from Phuket
And she's looking for a cricket
I'm not talking the game
The one that will put everyone to shame
There once was a virgin from Phuket
And she's looking for a cricket
I'm not talking the game
The one that will put everyone to shame
As long as you avoid the G man pit

She took a long plane ride home
She took a long plane ride home
Ten hours to fly to Rome
She took a long plane ride home
Ten hours to fly to Rome
laying back to get some sleep
She took a long plane ride home
Ten hours to fly to Rome
laying back to get some sleep
closed my eyes to count sheep
She took a long plane ride home
Ten hours to fly to Rome
laying back to get some sleep
closed my eyes to count sheep
Till I hear a SHAP! Damb another comb

(next person start)
If you spread your legs, what will I find?
If you spread your legs, what will I find?
A foot shoot out and kick your behind

If you spread your legs, what will I find?
A foot shoot out and kick your behind
And you fell on the floor
If you spread your legs, what will I find?
A foot shoot out and kick your behind
And you fell on the floor
butt hole filled with my size four
If you spread your legs, what will I find?
A foot shoot out and kick your behind
And you fell on the floor
butt hole filled with my size four
Is there something else on your mind?

He wants to join the soccer team
He wants to join the soccer team
Tell him to bring his ball we have it seem
He wants to join the soccer team
Tell him to bring his ball we have it seem
Is that a metaphor?
He wants to join the soccer team
Tell him to bring his ball we have it seem
Is that a metaphor?
No, my writing was poor
He wants to join the soccer team
Tell him to bring his ball we have it seem
Is that a metaphor?
No, my writing was poor
He wants to join the soccer team
Tell him to bring his ball we have it seem
Is that a metaphor?
No, my writing was poor
Ooh dear so it seems

Next one: simar is a good boy.
Simar is a good boy
One day he bought a toy
Simar is a good boy,
One day he bought a toy.
Too bad for him
Simar is a good boy,
One day he bought a toy.
Too bad for him
Prospect was grim
Simar is a good boy,
One day he bought a toy.
Too bad for him
Prospect was grim
Now hes getting annoy

Sitting beside a stranger
Sitting beside a stranger
Danger, icygirl, Danger
Sitting beside a stranger
Danger, icygirl, Danger
He looks bizarre
Sitting beside a stranger
Danger, icygirl, Danger
He looks bizarre
Does his cheek have a scar?
Sitting beside a stranger
Danger, icygirl, Danger
He looks bizarre
Does his cheek have a scar?
Nope, i think hes a ranger.

She's making some green tea
She's making some green tea
I have to sleep and it makes me pee