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She's making some green tea
I have to sleep and it makes me pee
I have to get up and make a wee-wee
She's making some green tea
I have to sleep and it makes me pee
I have to get up and make a wee-wee
But i need to change my tee
Hm... AAAA ? Oh well, okay....

She's making some green tea
I have to sleep and it makes me pee
I have to get up and make a wee-wee
But i need to change my tee
So off it comes - and now you see!

Off I slip my blouse very slowly
Off I slip my blouse very slowly
As I hurried to spread out the rollie
Off I slip my blouse very slowly
As I hurried to spread out the rollie
Someone knocks on the door
Off I slip my blouse very slowly
As I hurried to spread out the rollie
Someone knocks on the door
Heart pounds, it cold be more
Off I slip my blouse very slowly
As I hurried to spread out the rollie
Someone knocks on the door
Heart pounds, it cold be more
As she open, gosh its mother only..

I am having a bad pain
I am having a bad pain
In your heart or in your brain
I am having a bad pain
In your heart or in your brain
Not very sure where
I am having a bad pain
In your heart or in your brain
Not very sure where
Could be here or there
I am having a bad pain
In your heart or in your brain
Not very sure where
Could be here or there
But I know I don't want it again

Convinced that had the wrong gender
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Convinced that I had the wrong gender
I got drunk on an all-night bender
Convinced that I had the wrong gender
I got drunk on an all-night bender
A lady approached me
Convinced that I had the wrong gender
I got drunk on an all-night bender
A lady approached me
And said "Let me see"
Convinced that I had the wrong gender
I got drunk on an all-night bender
A lady approached me
And said "Let me see"
Strap this on, I call it a lender.




Riggity Jiggity Rum Pum Pum
Riggity Jiggity Rum Pum Pum
I have plenty - do you want some?
Riggity Jiggity Rum Pum Pum
I have plenty - do you want some?
Oh, yes please I do!
Oh, yes please I do
Could I have a little too?
Riggity Jiggity Rum Pum Pum
I have plenty - do you want some?
Oh, yes please I do!
Could I have a little too?
Here, i'm giving you some gum

The lady wakes up beside him
The lady wakes up beside him
I forgot your name was it Tim?
The lady wakes up beside him
I forgot your name was it Tim?
He smiled and kiss her
The lady wakes up beside him
I forgot your name was it Tim?
He smiled and kiss her
Morning she said with a purr
The lady wakes up beside him
I forgot your name was it Tim?
He smiled and kiss her
Morning she said with a purr
And he said " my name is Jim "

Greeting all moms happy mothers day
Greeting all moms happy mothers day
I'm sure you want to hear your children say
Greeting all moms happy mothers day
I'm sure you want to hear your children say
With her love and care
Greeting all moms happy mothers day
I'm sure you want to hear your children say
With her love and care
We've turned out fair
Greeting all moms happy mothers day
I'm sure you want to hear your children say
With her love and care
We've turned out fair
"Please keep her healthy" to God we pray...

Summer time let's have some fun
Summer time let's have some fun
We'll not stop 'til we are done
Summer time let's have some fun
We'll not stop 'til we are done
Days are longer