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His fetish began with small feeth
In lisp anonymous is were they meeth
His fetish began with small feeth
In lisp anonymous is were they meeth
A trip to the dentist


LISP: LISt Processor - a programming language dating from the late 1950s
His fetish began with small feeth
In lisp anonymous is were they meeth
A trip to the dentist
after meeting the chemist
His fetish began with small feeth
In lisp anonymous is were they meeth
A trip to the dentist
after meeting the chemist
He now gets hard looking at teeth.


Thank you for the nice setup!




While away, she found a well hung guy
While away, she found a well hung guy
Who, she noticed, did not zip his fly
While away, she found a well hung guy
Who, she noticed, did not zip his fly
It put her in the mood
While away, she found a well hung guy
Who, she noticed, did not zip his fly
It put her in the mood
In Lynn's bed she was soon
While away, she found a well hung guy
Who, she noticed, did not zip his fly
It put her in the mood
In Lynn's bed she was soon
Even Heidi would give him a try


She joined the sex toy of the month club
She joined the sex toy of the month club
G was the founder, co-owner and sub


She joined the sex toy of the month club
G was the founder, co-owner and sub
Each month, a new prize
She joined the sex toy of the month club
G was the founder, co-owner and sub
Each month, a new prize
With free choice of size
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
She joined the sex toy of the month club
G was the founder, co-owner and sub
Each month, a new prize
With free choice of size
With which to insert, vibrate, and rub!

After viewing some movies X-rated,
After viewing some movies X-rated
She walked in the streets, hot and elated
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
After viewing some movies X-rated
She walked in the streets, hot and elated
She then saw my wife
After viewing some movies X-rated
She walked in the streets, hot and elated
She then saw my wife
The one in G's life
After viewing some movies X-rated
She walked in the streets, hot and elated
She then saw my wife
The one in G's life
Her girl seduction was fated.


My friend Heidi had something to prove
My friend Heidi had something to prove
She wanted to slide into her groove
Alternatively:
After viewing some movies X-rated
She walked the streets, hot and elated
On the lookout for gents
Well-equipped in their pants
Who would fuck her until she was sated


My friend Heidi had something to prove
She wanted to slide into her groove
So she looked for a way
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
My friend Heidi had something to prove
She wanted to slide into her groove
So she looked for a way
For her fingers to play
My friend Heidi had something to prove
She wanted to slide into her groove
So she looked for a way
For her fingers to play
Showing once again, let him watch and his thing will move.

I sewed the hole shut with my kit
I sewed the hole shut with my kit,
You couldn't see the stitches.

Quote by Masteratarms

I sewed the hole shut with my kit,
You couldn't see the stitches.

Um... what? This is building a limerick a line at a time.
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I sewed the hole shut with my kit,
In time, it took quite a bit
I sewed the hole shut with my kit,
In time, it took quite a bit
Could not see the stiches
I sewed the hole shut with my kit,
In time, it took quite a bit
Could not see the stitches
They were hid in my britches
I sewed the hole shut with my kit,
In time, it took quite a bit
Could not see the stitches
They were hid in my britches
Sadly, now I can't take a shit.


She went shopping for dildos on line
She went shopping for dildos on line
She wanted one matching her sign
She went shopping for dildos on line
She wanted one matching her sign
And remotely controlled
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
She went shopping for dildos on line
She wanted one matching her sign
And remotely controlled
Fully covered in gold
She went shopping for dildos on line
She wanted one matching her sign
And remotely controlled
Fully covered in gold
A hole filler called the Gemi-nine


His wife asked for a different thing
His wife asked for a different thing
She wanted something to make her sing