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His wife asked for a different thing
She wanted something to make her sing
It could move and buzz
His wife asked for a different thing
She wanted something to make her sing
It could move and buzz
But because there was
His wife asked for a different thing
She wanted something to make her sing
It could move and buzz
But because there was
A blackout, the thing could not sting

I bent down to suck on her lips
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I bent down to suck on her lips
Spread wide did my hands her hips
I bent down to suck on her lips
Spread wide did my hands her hips
As i move her closer
I bent down to suck on her lips
Spread wide did my hands her hips
As i move her closer
My tongue did propose her
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I bent down to suck on her lips
Spread wide did my hands her hips
As i move her closer
My tongue did propose her
And lapped the nectar she drips

(Oh my - that one turned out rather steamy!)

Holding a condom, she spoke
Holding a condom, she spoke
"Your cigar makes me want to smoke"
Holding a condom, she spoke
"Your cigar makes me want to smoke"
But safe it must be
Holding a condom, she spoke
"Your cigar makes me want to smoke"
But safe it must be
If you want it with me
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Holding a condom, she spoke
"Your cigar makes me want to smoke"
But safe it must be
If you want it with me
So with that, just give me a poke!

Your fingers are slick, I see
Your fingers are slick, I see
Did you use two fingers or three?
Your fingers are slick, I see
Did you use two fingers or three?
If two fit just fine
Your fingers are slick, I see
Did you use two fingers or three?
If two fit just fine
Then shove four up mine
Your fingers are slick, I see
Did you use two fingers or three?
If two fit just fine
Then shove four up mine
And bring me to sweet ecstacy

When your panties are sticky and slick
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Dang! I just have to finish this one myself, sorry.

When your panties are sticky and slick
And your pussy is begging for dick
But your hubby's in troub
Cause he can't get it up
Then at least he should give it a lick

New one:

When you ask why the bedsheets are stained
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
When you ask why the bedsheets are stained
Tell them your dog is not yet trained ( missed me smile
When you ask why the bedsheets are stained
Tell them your dog is not yet trained ( missed me smile
But we both know it's just a lie
When you ask why the bedsheets are stained
Tell them your dog is not yet trained ( missed me smile
But we both know it's just a lie
Because we couldn't just kiss and say bye...
When you ask why the bedsheets are stained
Tell them your dog is not yet trained ( missed me smile
But we both know it's just a lie
Because we couldn't just kiss and say bye...
And the spot is left where we strained

The dressing room door was ajar
The dressing room door was ajar
Her ass looked damn fine from a far
The dressing room door was ajar
Her ass looked damn fine from a far
From the clothes rake he did peek
The dressing room door was ajar
Her ass looked damn fine from a far
From the clothes rake he did peek
jerking hard, dirty little sneak

I doubled it sorry
A shave and a haircut was two bits
The dressing room door was ajar
Her ass looked damn fine from a far
From the clothes rake he did peek
jerking hard, dirty little sneak
The clothes on the rack he did mar!

A shave and a haircut was two bits
But the lady barber had two fine tits
A shave and a haircut was two bits
But the lady barber had two fine tits
While i'm enjoying the view
A shave and a haircut was two bits
But the lady barber had two fine tits
While i'm enjoying the view
She jiggled them - right on cue
A shave and a haircut was two bits
But the lady barber had two fine tits
While i'm enjoying the view
She jiggled them - right on cue
I thought of my wife to keep my wits.


All dragons have wings and breathe fire
All dragons have wings and breathe fire
They can truly roast your ass sire
All dragons have wings and breathe fire
They can truly roast your ass sire
They may be dangerous