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All dragons have wings and breathe fire
They can truly roast your ass sire
They may be dangerous
And a scary sight.
All dragons have wings and breathe fire
They can truly roast your ass sire
They may be dangerous
And a scary sight
That is why Lynn's motto is, " Cross me and I'll burn off your tire."

When wet icygirls top is almost, totally clear.
When wet, icygirl's top is almost, totally clear.
Presenting us a site which gives us much cheer!
When wet, icygirl's top is almost, totally clear.
Presenting us a site which gives us much cheer!
Bending over her guitar
When wet, icygirl's top is almost, totally clear.
Presenting us a site which gives us much cheer!
Bending over her guitar
He plunged it in her far
When wet, icygirl's top is almost, totally clear.
Presenting us a site which gives us much cheer!
Bending over her guitar
He plunged it in her far
making her smile from ear to ear

The Beauty on lush is a site to behold
With stories so hot to be told
The Beauty on lush is a site to behold
With stories so hot to be told
With pictures made to taunt and tease
The Beauty on lush is a site to behold
With stories so hot to be told
With pictures made to taunt and tease
And many bodily parts to please
The Beauty on lush is a site to behold
With stories so hot to be told
With pictures made to taunt and tease
And many bodily parts to please
So come to lush forums for brains and bold.

It seem these sites attract men with huge cocks
It seem these sites attract malnly men hugs cock
And for some of those, just hit "block"!
It seem these sites attract men with a huge cock
And for some of those, just hit "block
Do you think any are for real?
It seem these sites attract men with a huge cock
And for some of those, just hit "block
Do you think any are for real?
It seem these sites attract men with a huge cock
And for some of those, just hit "block
Do you think any are for real?
What's the big deal?
It seem these sites attract men with a huge cock
And for some of those, just hit "block
Do you think any are for real?
What's the big deal?
Noting G so give back my sock!


Their car was parked with few people around
Their car was parked with few people around
Inside we saw that Heidi was bound
Their car was parked with few people around
Inside we saw that Heidi was bound
Face smushed on the window was dickhead G
Quote by heidi
Their car was parked with few people around
Inside we saw that Heidi was bound
Face smushed on the window was dickhead G


OMG!

Edit please. Heidi, darling. Remember to remove your fingers from your vagina so you can use them to count out your syllables.

I'm going to pay for that one, aren't I?


Their car was parked with few people around - 10 syllables (bad) - at least 1 syllable too many
Inside we saw that Heidi was bound - 9 syllables (good)
Face smushed on the window was dickhead G - 10 syllables (WHAT THE HELL, GIRL???) That's 5 syllables too many.

Clearly, five syllables and five fingers is NOT a coincidence.



How about this?


The car was parked with few souls around
Inside we saw that Heidi was bound
On the window to see
The face of dickhead G
That may sound better but I like" smushed" hands on either side cuping your face trying to look trough a tinted window, while humping the door handle, dick picking the lock. How many syllables is that?


The car was parked with few souls around
Inside we saw that Heidi was bound
On the window to see
The face of dickhead G
Humping the door with grunting sounds

Are these more to your likeing


Next person can start
Quote by heidi
That may sound better but I like" smushed" hands on either side cuping your face trying to look trough a tinted window, while humping the door handle, dick picking the lock. How many syllables is that?


The car was parked with few souls around
Inside we saw that Heidi was bound
On the window to see
The face of dickhead G
Humping the door with grunting sounds

Are these more to your likeing


Next person can start


Ah, you were two fisting it there.


For those that have a furry fetish
For those that have a furry fetish
A fur that somehow reddish
For those that have a furry fetish
A fur that somehow reddish
You may look like a fox
For those that have a furry fetish
A fur that somehow reddish
You may look like a fox
Wearing G's checkered sox
For those that have a furry fetish
A fur that somehow reddish
You may look like a fox
Wearing G's checkered sox
And get laid as he wish

Wishing to be with you tonight
Wishing to be with you tonight
wanting to makeup for our fight
Wishing to be with you tonight
wanting to makeup for our fight
So many ways we can
Wishing to be with you tonight
wanting to makeup for our fight
So many ways we can
There's no need for a plan
Wishing to be with you tonight
wanting to makeup for our fight
So many ways we can
There's no need for a plan
Group has again started to reunite


She ran into the woods really needing to pee
She ran into the woods really needing to pee
I peered through the brush to watch and see
She ran into the woods really needing to pee
I peered through the brush to watch and see
Hand in his pants moving fast


(note to self never take G in the car with me)