If men were born with vaginas
They would be even bigger Whine-as
But they were born with cocks
If men were born with vaginas
They would be even bigger Whine-as
But they were born with cocks
And pee off the docks
If men were born with vaginas
They would be even bigger Whine-as
But they were born with cocks
And pee off the docks
In both of the Carolina's.
***
There once was a girl with big titties
There once was a girl with big titties
who loved cuddling little kitties
There once was a girl with big titties
who loved cuddling little kitties
Some may find this funny
But she's talking cunny
A fellow peeked through the curtain
Saw it but he was uncertain
A fellow peeked through the curtain
Saw it but he was uncertain
He take another look
A fellow peeked through the curtain
Saw it but he was uncertain
He take another look
And his wiener he shook
A fellow peeked through the curtain
Saw it but he was uncertain
He take another look
And his wiener he shook
Because he thought he was flirtin'
****
Some fetishes are so freakin' weird
Some fetishes are so freakin' weird
said G, as he hid and leered
Some fetishes are so freakin' weird
said G, as he hid and leered
But at the same time
Some fetishes are so freakin' weird
said G, as he hid and leered
But at the same time
some are so sublime
Some fetishes are so freakin' weird
said G, as he hid and leered
But at the same time
some are so sublime
and other are sometimes feared.
I heard a knock upon my door
I heard a knock upon my door
They heard me so they knocked some more
I heard a knock upon my door
They heard me so they knocked some more
But busy was I
I heard a knock upon my door
They heard me so they knocked some more
But busy was I
Kissing Lynn's wet thigh
I heard a knock upon my door
They heard me so they knocked some more
But busy was I
Kissing Lynn's wet thigh
I continued and made love more
Next: Simar is back with a bang
Simar is back with a bang
He's said "HI" to the whole gang
But something had changed
Simar is back with a bang
He's said "HI" to the whole gang
But something had changed
Yes, you're more deranged
You pierced your brown, sexy thang.
****
They say that you will never go back
They say that you will never go back
Unless, of course, it's back in the sack
They say that you will never go back
Unless, of course, it's back in the sack
If he's pleasing you there
They say that you will never go back
Unless, of course, it's back in the sack
If he's pleasing you there
Then there's no time to spare!
They say that you will never go back
Unless, of course, it's back in the sack
If he's pleasing you there
Then there's no time to spare!
Of variations there is no lack!
(well, I waited two days...)
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A woman who liked sex a lot
A woman who liked sex a lot
Bought a woman pleasing robot
A woman who liked sex a lot
Bought a woman pleasing robot
When the battier's died
A woman who liked sex a lot
Bought a woman pleasing robot
When the batteries died
And the wires then fried