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LIMERICK GAME

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A woman who liked sex a lot
Bought a woman pleasing robot.
When the battier's died,
Sadly, she sighed
Lynn forgot to start a new thread
She said to the guy giving head
Lynn forgot to start a new thread
She said to the guy giving head
Overlook her forgetting things
Lynn forgot to start a new thread
She said to the guy giving head
Overlook her forgetting things
It's just because of her wings
(Actually I DIDN'T forget to start anew - the last of my posts had only four lines...
A woman who liked sex a lot
Bought a woman pleasing robot.
When the battier's died,
Sadly, she sighed

...so the limerick was - and is still - awaiting a final line. Just clarifying smile )


Lynn forgot to start a new thread
She said to the guy giving head
Overlook her forgetting things
It's just because of her wings
Which keep flipping things off the bed!
so lets finish this one...

A woman who liked sex a lot
Bought a woman pleasing robot.
When the battier's died,
Sadly, she sighed
So more batteries she bought

An older guy from the past
An older guy from the past
Pops a pill and hour he'll last
An older guy from the past
Pops a pill and hour he'll last
He then starts to twerk
An older guy from the past
Pops a pill and hour he'll last
He then starts to twerk
Adding in a little groping work
An older guy from the past
Pops a pill and hour he'll last
He then starts to twerk
Adding in a little groping work
But, whatever, he has to move fast!

Very strong is Heidi's libido
(could not resist...)

Very strong is Heidi's libido
But when she saw G in a Speedo
Very strong is Heidi's libido
But when she saw G in a Speedo
She fell in love with him
Very strong is Heidi's libido
But when she saw G in a Speedo
She fell in love with him
After they had taken a swim
Very strong is Heidi's libido
But when she saw G in a Speedo
She fell in love with him
After they had taken a swim
In downtown Escondido

She is taking a shower
She is taking a shower
Hour after hour after hour
She is taking a shower
Hour after hour after hour
rubbing off G spots
heidi is really a dear
with such a beautiful rear
yes she's a cutie
with a bodacious booty
and really wish she was near
Quote by ginger86
heidi is really a dear
with such a beautiful rear
yes she's a cutie
with a bodacious booty
and really wish she was near


Agreed smile ... but you didn't finish the thread...

...............................

She is taking a shower
Hour after hour after hour
rubbing off G spots
She got pleasure - lots!
She is taking a shower
Hour after hour after hour
rubbing off G spots
She got pleasure - lots!
And retained her lesbian power.


There once was a girl who liked breasts
There once was a girl who liked breasts
Which she put her girlfriend's to a test
There once was a girl who liked breasts
Which she put her girlfriend's to a test
For size and texture
There once was a girl who liked breasts
Which she put her girlfriend's to a test
For size and texture
She had much pleasure
There once was a girl who liked breasts
Which she put her girlfriend's to a test
For size and texture
She had much pleasure
Now that she's found true treasure chest

There once was a guy keeping track
There once was a guy keeping track
Of those he thought nymphomaniac
There once was a guy keeping track
Of those he thought nymphomaniac
But the math wasn't static
There once was a guy keeping track
Of those he thought nymphomaniac
But the math wasn't static
Though he was fanatic
There once was a guy keeping track
Of those he thought nymphomaniac
But the math wasn't static
Though he was fanatic
He interviewed most in the sack.
================================

There was a Fair in my town.
oh goody, an extra place to talk about someone or thing smile

There was an ass called G
Who's hair sticks up radically
Breaks the teeth of the comb
Needs to work on that dome
He knows I'll always be me smile
There was a Fair in my town.
Where Heidi played the clown


(No offence Heidi, but hoping you knew that)