LIMERICK GAME

30 Jul 2016

Quote by heidi

G da man

Caught once more in my drawers
In the floor on all fours
I slid in from behind
Saying, I'm a stud, in his mind.

and Lynn how did you get "in"the floor

How else?

We fucked so hard that we broke through the floor boards.

I knew those butt clenches at the gym would come in handy some day!

kekekegay

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Our Heidi might be changing her team

31 Jul 2016

Caught once more in my drawers
In the floor on all fours
I slid in from behind
Saying, I'm a stud, in his mind.
Then boosters kicked in with farting roars

I thought the butt clenches were for picking up change at the nudist beach smile

31 Jul 2016

Our Heidi might be changing her team
The only switch is in g's dream

31 Jul 2016

Our Heidi might be changing her team
The only switch is in g's dream
I'm surprised she got that

31 Jul 2016

Our Heidi might be changing her team
The only switch is in g's dream
I'm surprised she got that
He grinned like the Cheshire cat

31 Jul 2016

Our Heidi might be changing her team
The only switch is in g's dream
I'm surprised she got that
He grinned like the Cheshire cat
Then Heidi woke up from her own scream

31 Jul 2016

Dear Juli has a nice avatar

31 Jul 2016

Dear Juli has a nice avatar
G knows, he has been watching from afar.........(from windows, keyholes, bushes, rooftops, long grass, dog houses, even under your table smile

1 Aug 2016

Dear Juli has a nice avatar
G knows, he has been watching from afar
But when he sees

1 Aug 2016

Dear Juli has a nice avatar
G knows, he has been watching from afar
But when he sees
her fall to her knees

1 Aug 2016

Dear Juli has a nice avatar
G knows, he has been watching from afar
But when he sees
her fall to her knees
G only glimpses her dark star ;-)

If I only had a dollar

1 Aug 2016

If I only had a dollar
For each day I've worn my collar

1 Aug 2016

If I only had a dollar
For each day I've worn my collar
or butt turned red

1 Aug 2016

If I only had a dollar
For each day I've worn my collar
or butt turned red
While upside down in bed

1 Aug 2016

If I only had a dollar
For each day I've worn my collar
or butt turned red
While upside down in bed
and the words I am made to holler

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G sits holding his limp raw thing

1 Aug 2016

G sits holding his limp raw thing
Whimpering out, "my poor ding-a-ling"

1 Aug 2016

G sits holding his limp raw thing
Whimpering out, "my poor ding-a-ling,
Someone give me a hand"

1 Aug 2016

G sits holding his limp raw thing
Whimpering out, "my poor ding-a-ling,
Someone give me a hand"
What cruelty you've planned?

1 Aug 2016

G sits holding his limp raw thing
Whimpering out, "my poor ding-a-ling,
Someone give me a hand"
What cruelty you've planned?
Nothing more can harm this poor pitiful string

Oh should it be Heidi or Lynn

2 Aug 2016

Oh should it be Heidi or Lynn,
Or Juli, Gillian, or Susie?

2 Aug 2016

Oh should it be Heidi or Lynn,
Or Juli, Gillian, or Susie?
I choose that three smile

2 Aug 2016

Oh should it be Heidi or Lynn,
Or Juli, Gillian, or Susie?
I choose that three smile

As long as you stay with me

3 Aug 2016

Oh should it be Heidi or Lynn,
Or Juli, Gillian, or Susie?
I choose that three smile

As long as you stay with me
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK... It's me. Can I come in?

3 Aug 2016

There once was a dildo named Sam

3 Aug 2016

There once was a dildo named Sam
Who was a gift to a girl named Pam

3 Aug 2016

There once was a dildo named Sam
Who was a gift to a girl named Pam
She smiled at her new friend

3 Aug 2016

There once was a dildo named Sam
Who was a gift to a girl named Pam
She smiled at her new friend
As over she did bend

4 Aug 2016

There once was a dildo named Sam
Who was a gift to a girl named Pam
She smiled at her new friend
As over she did bend
And Sam slid into Pam... BAM!

(sorry - premature limerick ejaculation)

A roomful of ladies were naked

4 Aug 2016

A roomful of ladies were naked
With G's meat becoming inflated

4 Aug 2016

A roomful of ladies were naked
With G's meat becoming inflated
All eyes were on me