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LIMERICK GAME

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Oh the morning is too rushed
It's easy to get quite flushed!
Then off to work with thoughts so perverse
About things difficult to converse
But the imagines in my head make my face blushed

And so it goes with things unsaid
And so it goes with things unsaid
The thoughts of what we'd like in bed
And so it goes with things unsaid
The thoughts of what we'd like in bed
Whether just me and you
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
And so it goes with things unsaid
The thoughts of what we'd like in bed
Whether just me and you
Or, perhaps, others too
And so it goes with things unsaid
The thoughts of what we'd like in bed
Whether just me and you
Or, perhaps, others too
All I know is I like giving head

When others ask how do you pass the time
When others ask how do you pass the time
I reply "often with a silly rhyme"
When others ask how do you pass the time
I reply "often with a silly rhyme"
Which is greeted with smiles
When others ask how do you pass the time
I reply "often with a silly rhyme"
Which is greeted with smiles
And without any trials
When others ask how do you pass the time
I reply "often with a silly rhyme"
Which is greeted with smiles
And without any trials
Because Lynn says nothing of her piles.

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If you hear moaning from the bathroom
Quote by Ping
When others ask how do you pass the time
I reply "often with a silly rhyme"
Which is greeted with smiles
And without any trials
Because Lynn says nothing of her piles.

*****


You're out of practice, G - this is a limerick AABBA. You should forfeit the new start, but we're so nice we'll overlook it this time.

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If you hear moaning from the bathroom
And cannot tell it is coming from whom
If you hear moaning from the bathroom
And cannot tell it is coming from whom
Don't just press your ear to the door
Quote by lynnwitt


You're out of practice, G - this is a limerick AABBA. You should forfeit the new start, but we're so nice we'll overlook it this time.

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If you hear moaning from the bathroom
And cannot tell it is coming from whom



Just checking...
If you hear moaning from the bathroom
And cannot tell it is from whom
Don't just press your ear to the door
Get on your knees like a wanton whore
If you hear moaning from the bathroom
And cannot tell it is from whom
Don't just press your ear to the door
Get on your knees like a wanton whore
Make him yell and beg for more, Soon
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Gès eye is red from keyhole strain.AoBgrMcC7EGJaevZ
G's eye is red from keyhole strain
Aching knees are feeling pain
But I like what I see
G's eye is red from keyhole strain
Aching knees are feeling pain
But I like what I see
The pant bulge shows me
G's eye is red from keyhole strain
Aching knees are feeling pain
But I like what I see
The pant bulge shows me
So he'll certainly look there again
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
A wise owl looked down from his tree
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
A wise owl looked down from his tree
The handcuffed blonde upon her knees
Then a gnome with the key
A wise owl looked down from his tree
The handcuffed blonde upon her knees
Then a gnome with the key
That looked a lot like G
A wise owl looked down from his tree
The handcuffed blonde upon her knees
Then a gnome with the key
That looked a lot like G
Then set Heidi's ass munching shorts free
In the land of wine, women, and song
In the land of wine women and song
Lived a lad with a giant dong
In the land of wine women and song
Lived a lad with a giant dong
Unfortunately for him
In the land of wine women and song
Lived a lad with a giant dong
Unfortunately for him
He did not like quim
In the land of wine women and song
Lived a lad with a giant dong
Unfortunately for him
He did not like quim
G was to busy slapping his shlong smile
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He tried to chat himself into my pants
He tried to chat himself into my pants
It made me squirm like I was full of ants
He tried to chat himself into my pants
It made me squirm like I was full of ants
But it was all true