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LIMERICK GAME

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Hands on his crotch as he limped to the doctor smile
He knew right then he shouldn't have mocked her
Hands on his crotch as he limped to the doctor smile
He knew right then he shouldn't have mocked her
She had used a whip
Hands on his crotch as he limped to the doctor smile
He knew right then he shouldn't have mocked her
She had used a whip
Had enough of his lip
Knowing not to dip in her water.
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The date was much like the last
The date was much like the last
Her clothes came off so fast
As she stood nude
The date was much like the last
Her clothes came off so fast
As she stood nude
And wondered, "Where's the lube"
The date was much like the last
Her clothes came off so fast
As she stood nude
And wondered, "Where's the lube"
It's expiry date had past
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The hill they climbed was really not steep
The hill they climbed was really not steep
But there was nearby a valley so deep
The hill they climbed was really not steep
But there was nearby a valley so deep
An ogre called Lyf lived down there
The hill they climbed was really not steep
But there was nearby a valley so deep
An ogre called Lyf lived down there
He was ugly and had no hair
The hill they climbed was really not steep
But there was nearby a valley so deep
An ogre called Lyf lived down there
He was ugly and had no hair
Up Rosie' skirt he wanted to peep!

The scene was set for hot romance
The scene was set for hot romance
Along the shore of southern France
The scene was set for hot romance
Along the shore of southern France
Bold Lyf pinched lynnwitt's hot little butt
Which caused her to stand up and strut
The scene was set for hot romance
Along the shore of southern France
Bold Lyf pinched lynnwitt's hot little butt
Which caused her to stand up and strut
swinging her ass in tight leather pants
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The skunk was a bad choice for the owl to grab
The skunk was a bad choice for the owl to grab
He thought a "kitty" was what he'd nab
The skunk was a bad choice for the owl to grab
Especially when his finger did jab
hehe... looks like I won by about a minute, but I'll ... handle... Juli's ... line biggrin
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The skunk was a bad choice for the owl to grab
Especially when his finger did jab
Into a tight hole
oh second place again...
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The skunk was a bad choice for the owl to grab
Especially when his finger did jab
Into a tight hole
Getting it in entirely whole
The skunk was a bad choice for the owl to grab
Especially when his finger did jab
Into a tight hole
Getting it in entirely whole
Damn good thing it wasn't a crab!

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There once was a girl with ganoobies (weed induced giggles!)
There once was a girl with ganoobies
Laughing hard, shaking her boobies
There once was a girl with ganoobies
Laughing hard, shaking her boobies
Rolling up another blunt
There once was a girl with ganoobies
Laughing hard, shaking her boobies
Rolling up another blunt
To ease off life's cruel brunt
There once was a girl with ganoobies
Laughing hard, shaking her boobies
Rolling up another blunt
To ease off life's cruel brunt
And G trying to ply her with rubies smile
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Juli ran fast to grab hold of Lynn
Juli ran fast to grab hold of Lynn 
Greed and Lust her favorite sins
G looked on full of wonder
Juli ran fast to grab hold of Lynn
Greed and Lust her favorite sins
G looked on full of wonder
As their sex rolled like thunder
Juli ran fast to grab hold of Lynn
Greed and Lust her favorite sins
G looked on full of wonder
As their sex rolled like thunder
And for both a Big Win!

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On Lush, desires rage and roar
On Lush, desires rage and roar
Where men boast of sexual lore