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Every morning when I masturbate,
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Every morning when I masturbate,
Attempting my inner needs to sate,
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Every morning when I masturbate,
Attempting my inner needs to sate,
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(yep just one of life's problems made and solved with a smile
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Every morning when I masturbate,
Attempting my inner needs to sate
My mind wanders to Lush girls
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Every morning when I masturbate,
Attempting my inner needs to sate
My mind wanders to Lush girls
Active Ink Slinger
Every morning when I masturbate
Attempting my inner needs go sate
My mind wanders to Lush girls
In sex inspired whirls
And that seals my fate
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Christmas time has again come to Lush
Attempting my inner needs go sate
My mind wanders to Lush girls
In sex inspired whirls
And that seals my fate
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Christmas time has again come to Lush
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Christmas time has again come to Lush
It has arrived with such a rush
Panties on the floor
It has arrived with such a rush
Panties on the floor
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Christmas time has again come to Lush
It has arrived with such a rush
Panties on the floor
Right beside the open door
It has arrived with such a rush
Panties on the floor
Right beside the open door
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Christmas time has again come to Lush
It has arrived with such a rush
Panties on the floor
Right beside the open door
Another party in the land of LUSH
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I hung mistletoe above the door
It has arrived with such a rush
Panties on the floor
Right beside the open door
Another party in the land of LUSH
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I hung mistletoe above the door
Unfuckwithable
I hung mistletoe above the door
Hoping, kisses, to have more
with lips a pucker
Hoping, kisses, to have more
with lips a pucker
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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I hung mistletoe above the door
Hoping, kisses, to have more
with lips a pucker
A finger up her
Hoping, kisses, to have more
with lips a pucker
A finger up her
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I hung mistletoe above the door
Hoping, kisses, to have more
with lips a pucker
A finger up her
As we collapse onto the floor!
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There was a naughty elf named Heidi
Hoping, kisses, to have more
with lips a pucker
A finger up her
As we collapse onto the floor!
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There was a naughty elf named Heidi
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There was a naughty elf named Heidi
Who completely disrobed every Friday
But it was so cold
Who completely disrobed every Friday
But it was so cold
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There was a naughty elf named Heidi
Who completely disrobed every Friday
But it was so cold
Her tits blue to behold
Who completely disrobed every Friday
But it was so cold
Her tits blue to behold
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There was a naughty elf named Heidi
Who completely disrobed every Friday
But it was so cold
Her tits blue to behold
But she's still so hot she could fry me
The men here become quite unruly
Who completely disrobed every Friday
But it was so cold
Her tits blue to behold
But she's still so hot she could fry me
The men here become quite unruly
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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The men here become quite unruly
And, sometimes, the women too, truly
But when the party begins
All we think of is sins
And, sometimes, the women too, truly
But when the party begins
All we think of is sins
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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The men here become quite unruly
And, sometimes, the women too, truly
But when the party begins
All we think of is sins
And we think anything but coolly!
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As she gathered her clothes back together
And, sometimes, the women too, truly
But when the party begins
All we think of is sins
And we think anything but coolly!
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As she gathered her clothes back together
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As she gathered her clothes back together
She smiled when she came upon the feather
She smiled when she came upon the feather
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As she gathered her clothes back together
She smiled when she came upon the feather
It had tickled her fancy
And made her quite antsy
She smiled when she came upon the feather
It had tickled her fancy
And made her quite antsy
Unfuckwithable
As she gathered her clothes back together
She smiled when she came upon the feather
It had tickled her fancy
And made her quite antsy
when she remembered what happened with the leather
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Walking along with a wince in her step
She smiled when she came upon the feather
It had tickled her fancy
And made her quite antsy
when she remembered what happened with the leather
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Walking along with a wince in her step
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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Walking along with a wince in her step
Where once along the path she'd have lept
Where once along the path she'd have lept
Unfuckwithable
Walking along with a wince in her step
Where once along the path she'd have lept
her buttocks a stinging
Where once along the path she'd have lept
her buttocks a stinging
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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Walking along with a wince in her step
Where once along the path she'd have lept
Her buttocks a stingin
From her girlfriends recent swingin
Where once along the path she'd have lept
Her buttocks a stingin
From her girlfriends recent swingin
Unfuckwithable
Walking along with a wince in her step
Where once along the path she'd have lept
Her buttocks a stingin
From her girlfriends recent swingin
and now the smile on her face is kept
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It was at the office Xmas party
Where once along the path she'd have lept
Her buttocks a stingin
From her girlfriends recent swingin
and now the smile on her face is kept
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It was at the office Xmas party
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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It was at the office Xmas party
When I did something for which I was not sorry
When I did something for which I was not sorry