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Something came in the mail today
And about that, all I have to say
It's just too darnn loud
But, of it I am proud
The vibrations make the whole house sway

Every morning I look outside
Every morning I look outside
Behind the curtains I have to hide
Every morning I look outside
Behind the curtains I have to hide
Hiding so the neighbors don't see
Every morning I look outside
Behind the curtains I have to hide
Hiding so the neighbours can't see
How wild my hair can be
'Cos it looks like I've been having it fried.

This morning I got out of bed
This morning I got out of bed
your latest story I just read
This morning I got out of bed
your latest story I just read
In need of relief
This morning I got out of bed
your latest story I just read
In need of relief
I suggest a fleet and old brief
This morning I got out of bed
your latest story I just read
In need of relief
I suggest a fleet and old brief
When I really just want some head

Oh don't let this thread die
Oh don't let this thread die
It never will with you and I
Oh don't let this thread die
It never will with you and I
It's run for so long
Oh don't let this thread die
It never will with you and I
It's run for so long
Some days so strong
Oh don't let this thread die
It never will with you and I
It's run for so long
Some days so strong
And others just fly by


Nape of her neck is calling today
Nape of her neck is calling today
The very spot my lips like to play
Nape of her neck is calling today
The very spot my lips like to play
As the music beats
Nape of her neck is calling today
The very spot my lips like to play
As the music beats
My libido it treats
Nape of her neck is calling today
The very spot my lips like to play
As the music beats
My libido it treats
And I know I'll have my wicked way.

I woke up at dawn feeling horny
I woke up at dawn feeling horny
It may sound a bit corny
I woke up at dawn feeling horny
It may sound a bit corny
But when hit with the feeling
I woke up at dawn feeling horny
It may sound a bit corny
But when hit with the feeling
I stare at the ceiling
I woke up at dawn feeling horny
It may sound a bit corny
But when hit with the feeling
I stare at the ceiling
And become quiet moany

Dashing through the snow so white
Dashing through the snow so white
Trying to get home before night
Dashing through the snow so white
Trying to get home before night
Slipping, sliding
Dashing through the snow so white
Trying to get home before the night
Slipping, sliding
Walking, riding
Dashing through the snow so white
Trying to get home before the night
Slipping, sliding
Walking, riding
Break in new shoes a fight

Juli the red rear hooker smile
Quote by heidi
Dashing through the snow so white
Trying to get home before the night
Slipping, sliding
Walking, riding
Break in new shoes a fight

Juli, the red rear hooker smile
I don't think I'll venture in that direction - echos of our late, lamented Ping smile
I don't think I'll venture in that direction
Even after much reflection
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I don't think I'll venture in that direction - echos of our late, lamented Ping smile




Dear Limericks Police

I was making one like Rudolph The Rednose Reindeer, only Juli is not a Reindeer and hooker had more rhyming words
Just because I can write too does not mean G's hand is up my ass
Quote by heidi


Dear Limericks Police

I was making one like Rudolph The Rednose Reindeer, only Juli is not a Reindeer and hooker had more rhyming words
Just because I can write too does not mean G's hand is up my ass


Oh, I wasn't being critical at all... just stating that I'd let that particular thread alone. And the 'echos' were just of his rather, shall we say, brusk style. I also believe that if he DID have his hand up your ass, he'd be losing fingers quickly smile