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A new voice appeared in this forum
She joined with respect for decorum
But as an inveterate sinner..
A new voice appeared in this forum
She joined with respect for decorum
But as an inveterate sinner..
We'll soon count her as a winner
A new voice appeared in this forum
She joined with respect for decorum
But as an inveterate sinner..
We'll soon count her as a winner
and initiate her in the auditorium


i'm naked and waiting for heidi
i'm naked and waiting for heidi
Aren't we all, her list is quite tidy
i'm naked and waiting for heidi
Aren't we all, her list is quite tidy
When she appears, be ready my dears...
i'm naked and waiting for heidi
Aren't we all, her list is quite tidy
When she appears
be ready my dears [1]
And she'll lick us into next Friday!

(slight edit to fit the Limerick form - so spank me!)

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There's this lady who lives in France
There's this lady who lives in France
And all I can think of is getting into her pants
There's this lady who lives in France
And all I can think of is getting into her pants
But damn it! The bitch
She's not wearing a stitch...
There's this lady who lives in France
And all I can think of is getting into her pants
But damn it! The bitch
She's not wearing a stitch..
My! What a nice circumstance!


Missed your tit, er, wit woman!

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With this crew the heat is building
With this crew the heat is building
No case of the Lily a guilding
With this crew the heat is building
No case of the Lily a-gilding
Between their legs
With this crew the heat is building
No case of the Lily a-gilding
Between their legs
Is a woman who begs
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
With this crew the heat is building
No case of the Lily a-gilding
Between their legs
Is a woman who begs
All the time the flesh is willing

First day back at work boo hoo
first day back at work boo hoo
i think i'll go to the loo
first day back at work boo hoo
i think i'll go to the loo
I'll join you there
first day back at work boo hoo
i think i'll go to the loo
i'll join you there
but it's only fair
first day back at work boo hoo
i think i'll go to the loo
i'll join you there
but it's only fair
I'm accompanied by my Guru!



(See?....I avoided all mention of poo (rofl) )


There's a shortage of brass monkeys here...
There's a shortage of brass monkeys here...
Though, I hear, porcelain ones appear
There's a shortage of brass monkeys here...
Though, I hear, porcelain ones appear
It's so fucking cold..
There's a shortage of brass monkeys here...
Though, I hear, porcelain ones appear
It's so fucking cold..
As it slips into the fold
There's a shortage of brass monkeys here...
Though, I hear, porcelain ones appear
It's so fucking cold..
As it slips into the fold
And makes me shake and cheer

Yesterday it rained and got me wet
Yesterday it rained and got me wet
And now, I'll make you wetter yet!
yesterday it rained and got me wet
And now, I'll make you wetter yet!
Lay on your back

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

yesterday it rained and got me wet
And now, I'll make you wetter yet!
Lay on your back
'Tis time for a snack!
yesterday it rained and got me wet
And now, I'll make you wetter yet!
Lay on your back
'Tis time for a snack!
And then we'll have some more my pet
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I was at the swimming pool one day

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

i was at the swimming pool one day
got so horny and ready to play
i was at the swimming pool one day
got so horny and ready to play
I slipped off my bottoms
i was at the swimming pool one day
got so horny and ready to play
I slipped off my bottoms
And Lynn's bottom looked awesome
i was at the swimming pool one day
got so horny and ready to play
I slipped off my bottoms
And Lynn's bottom looked awesome
so i began licking away

juli has a wet pussy today
Juli has a wet pussy today
And Ginger says that it's okay