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Ginger is spice and everything nice
None of the girls have to tell her twice
Except when she bites
You better watch your gripes
Ginger is spice and everything nice
None of the girls have to tell her twice
Except when she bites
You better watch your gripes
Or your pubes she will splice (assuming you are not waxed or shaven)


There was a Guy called Ping


(is that better for you Ping)
There was a Guy called Ping
Who enjoyed wordsmithing
There was a Guy called Ping
Who enjoyed wordsmithing
With a stroke of his Quill

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

ginger is spice and everything nice
none of the girls have to tell her twice
Except when she bites
THEN her face lights
There was a Guy called Ping
Who enjoyed wordsmithing
With a stroke of his Quill
And a sip of his swill

ginger is spice and everything nice
none of the girls have to tell her twice
Except when she bites
THEN her face lights
and she can treat you like you have lice
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There was a Guy called Ping
Who enjoyed wordsmithing
With a stroke of his Quill
That is longer than his dill
There was a Guy called Ping
Who enjoyed wordsmithing
With a stroke of his Quill
That is longer than his dill
he changed his name to thing


heidi has such a cute booty
heidi has such a cute booty
but not needed to be so naughty
heidi has such a cute booty
It tastes (I am told) quite fruity
Hm, well, Ping did win by 9 seconds, so ....

heidi has such a cute booty
but not needed to be so naughty
She shakes it quite well
heidi has such a cute booty
but not needed to be so naughty
She shakes it quite well
Till one day, she fell
sorry got tired of trying to figure out whether to rhyme with booty or naughhty
heidi has such a cute booty
but not needed to be so snooty
She shakes it quite well
Till one day, she fell
And we all sang, rooty toot tooty

* My fault. I was ready booty and body, and went with naughty. *


I hear Ping is a tool that can't read
I hear Ping is a tool that can't read
So off our wicked words he can't feed
I hear Ping is a tool that can't read
So off our wicked words he can't feed
I always knew he was a tool
I hear Ping is a tool that can't read
So off our wicked words he can't feed
I always knew he was a tool
my god does he drool!
I hear Ping is a tool that can't read
So off our wicked words he can't feed
I always knew he was a tool
my god does he drool!
His pant legs wet I think he peed
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It is good to see an old friend back
It is good to see an old friend back
He's no excuse for being slack
It is good to see an old friend back
He's no excuse for being slack
We should give him some love
It is good to see an old friend back
He's no excuse for being slack
We should give him some love
Or, perhaps, just a shove
It is good to see an old friend back
He's no excuse for being slack
We should give him some love
Or, perhaps, just a shove
Landing into some lovely's wet crack


Lynn called me to bail her out last night
Lynn called me to bail her out last night
She said her door was jammed quite tight
Lynn called me to bail her out last night
She said her door was jammed quite tight
So we ended up at my place
Lynn called me to bail her out last night
She said her door was jammed quite tight
So we ended up at my place
She dressed in leather, me in lace
Lynn called me to bail her out last night
She said her door was jammed quite tight
So we ended up at my place
She dressed in leather, me in lace
Your wet dream stopped when I turned on the light
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On the floor sits a little man
on the floor sits a little man
trying hard to make a plan
Lynn called me to bail her out last night
She said her door was jammed quite tight
So we ended up at my place
She dressed in leather, me in lace
Oh my god, what a sight!


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Rosie's a sexual Miss..
On the floor sits a little man
Trying hard to make a plan
He is concentrating on something
On the floor sits a little man
Trying hard to make a plan
He is concentrating on something
So he changed back to Ping