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Quote by Ping
Heidi was out on a date,
Was nervous and ate her plate
The thought of G made me regurgitate smile
Poor girl, she was in such a state
And made Rosie fucked up the poem


There once was a girl from Muskoka (beautiful cottage country in Canada, for those that don't know)


Edit
oh no 5th line doesn't rhyme G fucked up
How did I fuck it up? limerick first two lines rhyme with 5th, 3rd and 4th lines rhyme, not my fault all 5 rhyme
While we are being critical it should be "Made Rosie fuck up"

There once was a girl from Muskoka
Whose father was an engine stoker
Quote by Rosie


Edit
oh no 5th line doesn't rhyme G fucked up
How did I fuck it up? limerick first two lines rhyme with 5th, 3rd and 4th lines rhyme, not my fault all 5 rhyme
While we are being critical it should be "Made Rosie fuck up"

There once was a girl from Muskoka
Whose father was an engine stoker


You are 100% correct. My mistake. Sorry. Heidi fucked up. She made third line rhyme with 1 & 2.
You just rhymed with what she did. I intentionally didn't rhyme to give her something to complain about.

There once was a girl from Muskoka
Whose father was an engine stoker
He liked shoveling coal
There once was a girl from Muskoka
Whose father was an engine stoker
He liked shoveling coal
and filled G's asshole


better picky people smile
Quote by Ping


You are 100% correct. My mistake. Sorry. Heidi fucked up. She made third line rhyme with 1 & 2.
You just rhymed with what she did. I intentionally didn't rhyme to give her something to complain about.

There once was a girl from Muskoka
Whose father was an engine stoker
He liked shoveling coal



I apologise (note the s not z) ;) for my outburt G

There once was a girl from Muskoka
Whose father was an engine stoker
He liked shoveling coal
and filled G's asshole
With coal and a fire poker
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There was a guy called G
Quote by Rosie



I apologise (note the s not z) ;) for my outburt G

There once was a girl from Muskoka
Whose father was an engine stoker
He liked shoveling coal
and filled G's asshole
With coal and a fire poker
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There was a guy called G


We are good.
My bad.


There was a guy called G
Who once lived by the sea
There was a guy called G
Who once lived by the sea
His feet were like flippers
There was a guy called G
Who once lived by the sea
His feet were like flippers
So, wore ill fitting slippers
There was a guy called G
Who once lived by the sea
His feet were like flippers
so, wore ill fitting slippers
and let you see them for free

oh where can our lynn be?
oh where can our lynn be?
We all miss she
Oh where can our Lynn be?
We all miss she
I've been remiss
Oh where can our Lynn be?
We all miss she
I've been remiss
well here is a kiss
Oh where can our Lynn be?
We all miss she
I've been remiss
well here is a kiss
From the girls and from me

When my lushing has made me all horny
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
When my lushing has made me all horny
now this may sound so corny
When my lushing has made me all horny
Now this may sound so corny
I picture them nude smile
When my lushing has made me all horny
Now this may sound so corny
I picture them nude
Though not that dude
When my lushing has made me all horny
Now this may sound so corny
I picture them nude
Though not that dude
cause he is so thorny

rosie is having a dream
Rosie is having a dream
Her fingers wet with her cream
Rosie is having a dream
Her fingers wet with her cream
She dreams of the girls from here
Rosie is having a dream
Her fingers wet with her cream
She dreams of the girls from here
As I kiss her rear smile
Rosie is having a dream
Her fingers wet with her cream
She dreams of the girls from here
As I kiss her rear smile
you should had heard her scream

i fixed heidi breakfast in bed
i fixed heidi breakfast in bed
But said she wanted G instead
I fixed heidi breakfast in bed 
But said she wanted G instead
We know THAT'S not true
I fixed heidi breakfast in bed 
But said she wanted G instead
We know THAT'S not true
Rosie, think she wants you
I fixed heidi breakfast in bed 
But said she wanted G instead
We know THAT'S not true
Rosie, think she wants you
So please join her before she gets mad

All the galls in this thread get so wet
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
All the galls in this thread get so wet,
reading posts here in Forum, I'll bet,
All the gals in this thread get so wet,
Reading posts here in Forum, I'll bet,
Fingers oft wander
All the gals in this thread get so wet,
Reading posts here in Forum, I'll bet,
Fingers oft wander
Leaving me to ponder
All the gals in this thread get so wet,
Reading posts here in Forum, I'll bet,
Fingers oft wander
Leaving me to ponder
Should I switch hands yet?
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I found G on a closet hook
i found g on a closet hook
just hanging there, reading a book
i found g on a closet hook
just hanging there, reading a book
better lighting I guess