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LIMERICK GAME

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G caught his cock in his zipper
And was circumcised quite by mistake.
It was only the tip
'cause there was so little to rip
G caught his cock in his zipper
And was circumcised quite by mistake
It was only the tip
'Cause there was so little to rip
Now the one that he uses is fake.

I'm surrounded by assholes, he thought
i'm surrounded by assholes, he thought
a dildo, he soon went out a bought
i'm surrounded by assholes, he thought
a dildo, he soon went out a bought
And took turns, making them shout!
Quote by Masteratarms

G caught his cock in his zipper
And was circumcised quite by mistake.


Actually, the rhyme scheme should be AABBA for a Limerick..... "just sayin' " smile
i'm surrounded by assholes, he thought
a dildo, he soon went out and bought
And took turns, making them shout!
"What the heck is this all about?"
i'm surrounded by assholes, he thought
a dildo, he soon went out and bought
And took turns, making them shout!
"What the heck is this all about?"
'cause in his bum the dildo was caught


lynn is busy today
i'm surrounded by assholes, he thought
a dildo, he soon went out and bought
And took turns, making them shout!
"What the heck is this all about?"
Til his wife seen him computer jerking, caught smile
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Dragon lady Lynn is our limerick police guide smile
Dragon lady Lynn is our limerick police guide smile
Someone good to have by our side
Dragon lady Lynn is our limerick police guide smile
Someone good to have by our side
I'll ensure your rhymes
Dragon lady Lynn is our limerick police guide smile
Someone good to have by our side
I'll ensure your rhymes
doesn't involve any crimes
Dragon lady Lynn is our limerick police guide smile
Someone good to have by our side
I'll ensure your rhymes
doesn't involve any crimes
But all our comments will remain snide

Sometimes I will swear when I get pissed
Sometimes I will swear when I get pissed
Typical man! She hissed..
Sometimes I will swear when I get pissed
Typical man! She hissed..
Booze on the rocks
Provokes limpness of cocks
One thing i've deffo not missed!


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A girl with a pussy so juicy
A girl with a pussy so juicy
Had a date with another named Lucy


A girl with a pussy so juicy
Had a date with another named Lucy
The date went well
A girl with a pussy so juicy
Had a date with another named Lucy
The date went well
but neither would tell
A girl with a pussy so juicy
Had a date with another named Lucy
The date went well
But neither would tell
But left a puddle flowing out to sea
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Saturday morning with Ginger is a dream
saturday morning with ginger is a dream
she licks up all of my cream
saturday morning with ginger is a dream
she licks up all of my cream
A savoury treat
saturday morning with ginger is a dream
she licks up all of my cream
A savoury treat
that i love to eat
Saturday morning with Ginger is a dream
She licks up all of my cream
A savory treat
That I love to eat
As that sweet pussy I ream!
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Sylvie's legs wrapped 'round my head
Sylvie's legs wrapped 'round my head
Squeezed so tight your face turned red
Sylvie's legs wrapped 'round my head
Squeezed so tight your face turned red
Humping my mouth
Sylvie's legs wrapped 'round my head
Squeezed so tight your face turned red
Humping my mouth
I couldn't help but try to shout
Sylvie's legs wrapped 'round my head
Squeezed so tight your face turned red
Humping my mouth
I couldn't help but try to shout
i think we fell out of the bed


juli needs a good licking
Juli needs a good licking
And I promise to keep on ticking
Juli needs a good licking
And I promise to keep on ticking
and cum on the hour smile