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A lady most unfuckwithable
sporting a fine fuzzy stubble
Asked for a shave
Which I gladly gave
A lady most unfuckwithable
sporting a fine fuzzy stubble
Asked for a shave
Which I gladly gave
With bum up looking for troublesmile
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She wrote this note to all friends dear
There once was a blonde from Nebraska
Who'd do it with whoever asked her.
"I'm corn-fed," said she,
"And if the cobs right for me,
I do two shows a night
In the pasture."
She wrote this note to all friends dear
Saying their love has rid her of fear
She wrote this note to all friends dear
Saying their love has rid her of fear
Hugs so tight
She wrote this note to all friends dear
Saying their love has rid her of fear
Hugs so tight
Now switch out the light
She wrote this note to all friends dear
Saying their love has rid her of fear
Hugs so tight
Now switch out the light
and let me kiss your rear


sylvie is ready for sex
sylvie is ready for sex
Even if with an ex
Sylvie is ready for sex
Even if with an ex
No need for that
Sylvie is ready for sex
Even if with an ex
No need for that
They're lined up to chat
Sylvie is ready for sex
Even if with an ex
No need for that
They're lined up to chat
Now that really DOES vex!
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A rainy, cool morning with Juli
a rainy, cool morning with juli
her sweater was so warm and wooly
A rainy, cool morning with juli
Her sweater was so warm and wooly
Just put your hands inside
A rainy, cool morning with juli
Her sweater was so warm and wooly
Just put your hands inside
then let them glide
A rainy, cool morning with juli
Her sweater was so warm and wooly
Just put your hands inside
then let them glide
Don't the thought just make you all drooley?
So Rosie and cassie are wed..
So Rosie and cassie are wed..
Committed to sharing their bed
So Rosie and cassie are wed..
Committed to sharing their bed
Bet their honeymoon rocked
So Rosie and cassie are wed..
Committed to sharing their bed
Bet their honeymoon rocked
Ignoring Heidi when she knocked
So Rosie and cassie are wed..
Committed to sharing their bed
Bet their honeymoon rocked
Ignoring Heidi when she knocked
Slamming the shutters, making G's nose red
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G's hopes his nose job improves his future
G's hopes his nose job improves his future
But with each sneeze, he blows out his suture
G's hopes his nose job improves his future
But with each sneeze, he blows out his sutcher [1]
As his nose sags low


[1] You mean "suture", I think.
G's hopes his nose job improves his future
But with each sneeze, he blows out his suture
As his nose sags low
And suffering woe
G's hopes his nose job improves his future
But with each sneeze, he blows out his suture
As his nose sags low
And suffering woe
Now nothing left for the moocher
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Rosie's honeymoon is setting new records
Rosie's honeymoon is setting new records
For breaking beds and oak wood floor boards
Rosie's honeymoon is setting new records
For breaking beds and oak wood floor boards
G's big eyes need sleep
Rosie's honeymoon is setting new records
For breaking beds and oak wood floor boards
G's big eyes need sleep
he's busy counting the sheep
Rosie's honeymoon is setting new records
For breaking beds and oak wood floor boards
G's big eyes need sleep
He's busy counting the sheep
Eyes glued to the window the sky pouring down hoads smile
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Ginger' lays spread wide for a taste
gingers' lays spread wide for a taste
heidi fell while rushing in haste
gingers' lays spread wide for a taste
heidi fell while rushing in haste
then ruthie rushed in
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