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LIMERICK GAME

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Personalities widely vary
Like bushes...bald, trimmed or hairy
No matter, though
just let your love flow
And lick, nibble, probe, and be merry!
A nude lady ran through the old pub
A nude lady ran through the old pub
Shoving Ping aside...out of the way bub!
A nude lady ran through the old pub
Shoving Ping aside...out of the way bub!
I am on a mission to find
A nude lady ran through the old pub
Shoving Ping aside...out of the way bub!
I am on a mission to find
Someone mean and far less kind
A nude lady ran through the old pub
Shoving Ping aside...out of the way bub!
I am on a mission to find
Someone mean and far less kind
Like a mama bear protecting her cub

Jack and Jill were out in the woods
Jack and Jill were out in the woods
Screaming 'bout their shoulda's and coulds
Jack and Jill were out in the woods
Screaming 'bout their shoulda's and could
But neither regret
The time that they sat
Jack and Jill were out in the woods
Screaming 'bout their shoulda's and could
But neither regret
The time that they sat
fucking and screaming over the hood


There was a sexy lady called Lynn

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

There was a sexy lady called Lynn
Oh so fine, where to begin
There was a sexy lady called Lynn
Oh so fine, where to begin.
Let's start with a kiss
There was a sexy lady called Lynn
Oh so fine, where to begin.
Let's start with a kiss
on her lips, let's not miss

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

There was a sexy lady called Lynn
Oh so fine, where to begin.
Let's start with a kiss
on her lips, let's not miss
To do so would be quite a sin.


There once a sexy young Brit
There once a sexy young Brit
Who put up with nobody's shit!
There once a sexy young Brit
Who put up with nobody's shit!
She quite feisty is
There once a sexy young Brit
Who put up with nobody's shit!
She quite feisty is
Puts me in a tizz
There once a sexy young Brit
Who put up with nobody's shit!
She quite feisty is
Puts me in a tizz
Do love it when she bites on my tit

****

Have you ever had sex in a zoo?




(let's see where this goes )
Have you ever had sex in a zoo?
while watching monkeys fling their poo

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Have you ever had sex in a zoo?
while watching monkeys fling their poo
not that i remember
Have you ever had sex in a zoo?
While watching monkeys fling their poo
Not that i remember
Was it in December?
Have you ever had sex in a zoo?
While watching monkeys fling their poo
Not that i remember
Was it in December?
Let's go now and screw

So last night I was giving some head
So last night I was giving some head
And that girl was clearly undead
So last night I was giving some head
And that girl was clearly undead
But then I sputtered
So last night I was giving some head
And that girl was clearly undead
But then I sputtered
When clearly muttered
So last night I was giving some head
And that girl was clearly undead
But then I sputtered
When clearly muttered
"Zombie parts on my bed!"

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If I were a female pirate
If I were a female pirate
Dark Sails watching, I'd require it
If I were a female pirate
Dark Sails watching, I'd require it
Down in the hold
If I were a female pirate
Dark Sails watching, I'd require it
Down in the hold
ginger got bold
If I were a female pirate
Dark Sails watching, I'd require it
Down in the hold
ginger got bold
And no one can deny it


Some like to cyber a lot
Some like to cyber a lot
To others, it's not so hot