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Lynn is so wet and yummy
To us, she is no dummy
Lynn is so wet and yummy
To us, she is no dummy
Smells better than Ping
Lynn is so wet and yummy
To us, she is no dummy
Smells better than Ping
And makes my heart sing
Lynn is so wet and yummy
To us, she is no dummy
Smells better than Ping
And makes my heart sing
But she's still so very cummy.

Come on!!! You left that one to me?!?



There once was a vibrator named Ted
There once was a vibrator named Ted
G tried to smuggle it into the thread
There once was a vibrator named Ted
G tried to smuggle it into the thread
When on, it buzzed a h e i d i
There once was a vibrator named Ted
G tried to smuggle it into the thread
When on, it buzzed a h e i d i
Delivered an orgasm almighty
here once was a vibrator named Ted
G tried to smuggle it into the thread
When on, it buzzed a h e i d i
Delivered an orgasm almighty
Then it chased everyone instead

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He once fucked the bunny of Easter
He once fucked the bunny of Easter
For some reason choosing her kiester
He once fucked the bunny of Easter
For some reason choosing her kiester
They mated quite loudly

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

He once fucked the bunny of Easter
For some reason choosing her kiester
They mated quite loudly
and really got rowdy
He once fucked the bunny of Easter
For some reason choosing her kiester
They mated quite loudly
And then quite profoundly

EDIT: dammit ginger!

He once fucked the bunny of Easter
For some reason choosing her kiester
They mated quite loudly
and really got rowdy
Then she blew him just like a nor'easter

There was chocolate all over her face...
There was chocolate all over her face
Actually all over the place
There was chocolate all over her face
Actually all over the place
But too much is not good
There was chocolate all over her face
Actually all over the place
But too much is not good
He said as he stood
There was chocolate all over her face
Actually all over the place
But too much is not good
He said as he stood
Eating pussy should not be a race

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Dear Juli, my Juli. How are you?
Dear Juli, my Juli. How are you?
This beautiful day on the bayou
Dear Juli, my Juli. How are you?
This beautiful day on the bayou
I'm great thank you Ping
Dear Juli, my Juli. How are you?
This beautiful day on the bayou
I'm great thank you Ping
You sweet darling thing
Dear Juli, my Juli. How are you?
This beautiful day on the bayou
I'm great thank you Ping
You sweet darling thing
I'm glad you came to my barbeque

*****

Some say Lush is a site for just sex
Some say Lush is a site just for sex
Others think it a bit more complex
Some say Lush is a site just for sex
Others think it a bit more complex
I prefer it for writing
Some say Lush is a site just for sex
Others think it a bit more complex
I prefer it for writing
others prefer fighting
Some say Lush is a site just for sex
Others think it a bit more complex
I prefer it for writing
others prefer fighting
Even Lush has heretical sects
Oh dear, the next one I forgot
Oh dear, the next one I forgot
But there are dear friends who did not
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Oh dear, the next one I forgot
But there are dear friends who did not
Just take your time
Oh dear, the next one I forgot
But there are dear friends who did not
Just take your time
it isn't a crime
Oh dear, the next one I forgot
But there are dear friends who did not
Just take your time
it isn't a crime
And always, always banter a lot!



There once was a nurse from Canada
There was once a nurse from Canads
Ogden Nash thought she looked like a Panada