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A feisty young lady from Britain

Likes having her earlobes bitten

Which makes her wet

A feisty young lady from Britain

Likes having her earlobes bitten

Which makes her wet

And while dripping with sweat

A feisty young lady from Britain

Likes having her earlobes bitten

Which makes her wet

And while dripping with sweat

Has orgasms with words unwritten

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Quite shy she pretended to be

Quite shy she pretended to be

Until it was time to go pee

Quite shy she pretended to be

Until it was time to go pee

Then a show she put on

Quite shy she pretended to be

Until it was time to go pee

Then a show she put on

She started singing a song

Quite shy she pretended to be

Until it was time to go pee

Then a show she put on

She started singing a song

A Number One hit, you'll agree.

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I know an old gal from Sri Lanka

I know an old gal from Sri Lanka

Who five shots of vodka she drank a

I know an old gal from Sri Lanka

Who five shots of vodka she drank a

Then two more of Whisky

I know an old gal from Sri Lanka

Who five shots of vodka she drank a

Then two more of Whisky

Then had to pisskey

I know an old gal from Sri Lanka

Who five shots of vodka she drank a

Then two more of Whisky

Then had to pisskey

And the rest of the night she drank Sanka

There was a young goer from Burbank

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There was a young goer from Burbank

"goer" ?????

There was a young goer from Burbank

He drove to the city in a tank

There was a young goer from Burbank

He drove to the city in a tank

In Beverly Hills

There was a young goer from Burbank

He drove to the city in a tank

In Beverly Hills

He got his thrills

There was a young goer from Burbank

He drove to the city in a tank

In beverley Hills

He got his thrills

while standing on his head having a wank

Apptobebad came sashaying to town

Apptobebad came sashaying to town

To ladies all she is quite renown

Apptobebad came sashaying to town

To ladies all she is quite renown

In her come hither way

Apptobebad came sashaying to town

To ladies all she is quite renown

In her come hither way

She invites them to play

Apptobebad came sashaying to town

To ladies all she is quite renown

In her come hither way

She invites them to play

Do my panties match my gown?

______-__________-__________

On a game called Roses she did write

On a game called Roses she did write

And her rhymes a always gave much delight

On a game called. Roses, she did write

And her rhymes always gave much delight

Then came Rob with his glass half full

On a game called. Roses, she did write

And her rhymes always gave much delight

Then came Rob with his glass half full

Optimistically 'on the pull'

On a game called. Roses, she did write

And her rhymes always gave much delight

Then came Rob with his glass half full

Optimistically 'on the pull'

Scheming up new plans overnight

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On the beach side, she laid in the sun

On the beach side, she laid in the sun

With her two-piece top undone

On the beach side, she lay in the sun

With her two-piece top undone

Letting the skin become part of her tone

On the beach side, she lay in the sun

With her two-piece top undone

Letting the skin become part of her tone

She enjoyed spending her time alone

On the beach side, she lay in the sun

With her two-piece top undone

Letting the skin become part of her tone

She enjoyed spending her time alone

What some thought was bad, she found fun.

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On her long walk home in the rain