LIMERICK GAME

In a ritzy Manhattan apartment

She fondled her "secret compartment"

Nestled high in the sky

With her orgasm nigh

She dreamed of the Fire Department.

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A hiker in Oregon state

A hiker in Oregon state

That found love with a Mexican mate

A hiker in Oregon state

That found love with a Mexican mate

Whilst climbing Mt Hood

A hiker in Oregon state

That found love with a Mexican mate

Whilst climbing Mt Hood

Had misunderstood

A hiker in Oregon state

That found love with a Mexican mate

Whilst climbing Mt Hood

Had misunderstood

So she dove down and cleaned up the plate!

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"I'm not getting laid," she complains

"I'm not getting laid," she complains

"Though in trying I've gone to great pains"

"I'm not getting laid," she complains

"Though in trying I've gone to great pains"

I've laid naked on the grass

"I'm not getting laid," she complains

"Though in trying I've gone to great pains"

I've laid naked on the grass

And used a dildo of glass

"I'm not getting laid," she complains

"Though in trying I've gone to great pains"

I've laid naked on the grass

And used a dildo of glass

"I've even tried using long canes!"

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I'm told I'm no fun when in bed

I'm told I'm no fun when in bed

That I pant and I sweat and turn red

I'm told I'm no fun when in bed

That I pant and I sweat and turn red

Then leak like a sieve

I'm told I'm no fun when in bed

That I pant and I sweat and turn red

Then leak like a sieve

Always take and no give

I'm told I'm no fun when in bed

That I pant and I sweat and turn red

Then leak like a sieve

Always take and no give

So I'll use my dildo instead

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sieve - give: Eye rhymes

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Her butt drew comments from all

Her butt drew comments from all

She walked with bounce like a ball

Her butt drew comments from all

She walked with a bounce like a ball

When down she squatted

Her butt drew comments from all

She walked with a bounce like a ball

When down she squatted

Her butt got swatted