A couple in their early sixties, because of the man's impotence,agree that see the doctor for help. He returns from the doctor having been give some little blue tablets, with the advice, "They're powerful. Only take one per session. That night, as they prepare for bed the man says, "To hell with what he said, I want to make sure--two tablets won't make much difference."
Next morning the wife asks, "Would you like eggs and bacon for breakfast,, love?" To which the man replied, "No, no food, It's those tablets."
At lunchtime his wife asks, "How about some nice ham sandwiches. You love ham, don't you?"
To which the husband groans ," No, no. It's those tablets."
Early evening and the wife asks, "Should I make you a lovely pot roast for dinner?"
And the husband makes his usual response, "No, no. Not now."
The wife says, " Well, you're going to have to pull out of me, dear. I'm bloody starving!"
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