little guy sat at a bar when a big thug knocks him down saying "that was karate from japan." a few minutes later he knocks him down again saying "that was taekwondo from Korea."
The little guy gets up and leaves the bar, returning 30 Min's later he knocks the big thug out.
He turns to the bar man and says " when he wakes up tell the c**t that was a f**king shovel from B&Q"
