A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting in their kitchen nook one June morning when the wife says, "Just think Sweetie, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," her husband said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a pair of jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down, again at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

