Fun is overrated...like chocolate
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Chocolate has to much sugar.
Sugar?
Sex Under Ground Attracts Rabbits
RABBITS
Rare and beautiful baubles invite treasure seekers
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Rabbits produce at alarming rate
RATE
Rare and tragic endings
ENDINGS
Every night, despite interest, nobody gets sex
EDIT: Oh bollocks, too late
SHOOTING
Sally has outlandish outings to initiate new girls
GIRLS
Gorging illicit raspberries, Lesley's stuffed
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
STUFFED
sweet tasting unmentionables fly from Ekko’s domain
DOMAIN
Dominance only makes an ingrate naughtier
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
N A U G H T I E R
naughty and untrained girls have to ingratiate extra raphaelites
RAPHAELITES
Randy Alice pushed hard, ass edging lustily into Tom's energetic surges
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
SURGES
Suzy usually really gallops every stretch
STRETCH
Start to relax every time Charlie hums.
Stars
Swollen testicles are really something
SOMETHING
Smart Oliver made equilateral triangles his in naked geometry
GEOMETRY
Georgie eschews ostentation, mostly eating toast, rhubarb & yams
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
YAMS
yelling and much sighing
SIGHING
Since I got here I've never gone.
GONE
Great once, now extinct.
EXTINCT
Envious Xavier told inaccurate news concerning testicles
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
TESTICLES
The early story, typed in Calibri, lists external sources
SOURCES
Sucking On Unknown Randoms Can Elicit Smiles
SMILES
Sirens may indeed lure errant sailors
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
SAILORS
sailors and irreverants Love our Rare Sirens
SIRENS
Surprisingly Interesting Rascals Entice Nude Spectacle
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."
C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.
— Mark Twain