"ECCLES VEGANS EAT NANTWICH TRIO!"
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
That rubbish is overrated
Overrated movies are a disappointment.
Denial Is Silly And Penitence Painful; Overall I Never Try Moody Excuses: No Time
Tilly immediately missed everyone
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Everyone noticed Tilly had left
Those rabbits enjoy all things savoury
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Savoury treats are best enjoyed with intimate encounters
Each Night, Crowds Of Undergraduates Noisily Tail Every Randy Student
Sober tutors understand doubtful excuses naughtily told
Nice Owner wanted, allow dabbling and youthful sprints
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Spirits abound, let the party begin
Think Fred and Karen misread the script
JOURNEY
Jogging on Uranus really needs expert yeomen
Yesterday evening one man entered Nirvana.
Now inviting roaming vegetarians and nuts along
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
A lady often needs glitter.
Gents love idly tasting tipples even Roger
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Randy old guys earning rewards.
Damn you man, keep your fingers off that keyboard!
Restlessly easy Wanda aroused Richard during sex
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Sex with Wanda kept Mr. Randy up all night!
Think ears are real sensitive.
Sensitive folks need unique handling.
HANDLING
Howling All Night Dolly Loved Irrepressible Numbing Grunts
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Grunts
Grunts do all the work and get little in return.
RETURN
Roger entered Tilly urgently, roaring noisily
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have