> The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled:
> YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE
>
> He stormed in to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
> on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
> Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
> finished eating, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
>
> After dinner, you are going upstairs with me and we will have the
> kind of lovin that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so
> I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
> robe. After which, you will massage my feet and hands.
>
> Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
>
> The wife replied, 'The fricken' funeral director would be my first guess.'
Flutterby Pharie
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
