A blonde goes to her gynecologist and tells the doctor that no matter how hard she and her husband have tried, she just can’t get pregnant. The doctor says, "OK, take off your clothes and lay down on the table."
The blonde says, "Um, all right. But I was really hoping to have my husband’s
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Two Sisters & a Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'"
The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde." "She'll read it very slow."
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Where is the Bathroom
One day, a brunette walked into a gas station and asked the cashier,"Where is the bathroom?" The casherier replied,"It's all the way in the back, but theres no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar."
So, she goes to the bathroom and walks out of the gas station.
A redhead walks in. She asked the cashier where the bathroom was. He said the same thing. "it's all the way in the back but theres no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar." So, the red head goes to the bathroom and walks out of the gas station.
A blonde walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The cashier replied,"It's all the way in the back but there's no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar."
The blonde goes to the bathroom and come out moaning. "Whats wrong?" The cashier said. "I didn't have a dollar so I used for quarters."
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I wish I had one of these in my bathroom to wipe out!!!
