Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind (maths).
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters (It's happened to me).
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. Marcos.
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