WellMadeMale Constant Gardener 23 Sep 2011 An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer. The second one says he wants half a beer. The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer. The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says "You guys need to learn your limits." The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
charmbrights Active Ink Slinger 24 Sep 2011 There are three kinds of mathematician; those who can count and those who can't. News of ALL my novels (and where to get free copies) via charmbrights@yahoo.co.uk
WellMadeMale Constant Gardener 24 Sep 2011 The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
nicola Matriarch 24 Sep 2011 I thought the first line was enough for the whole joke, it's good in itself: "An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar."
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MrNudiePants Active Ink Slinger 24 Sep 2011 There are only 10 kinds of mathematicians in the world: Those who can count in binary, and those who can't...