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Batman
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Michigan State Police have recovered the body of an adult male (age
approx. 72) from Plum Creek at 8:45 AM.

The victim apparently fell in and drowned due to excessive alcohol
consumption. An empty 12 Pack of Budweiser Beer lay near-by.
He was wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, black fishnet stockings and
a red garter belt. He also had a cucumber inserted in his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Lions jersey to spare the family
any unnecessary embarrassment.
Susan
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LOL. good one Bat
Susan
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LOL. good one Bat
marcosurbina
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But... I wonder why they failed to remove the cucumber, ja, ja!!
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Because that's not as embarrassing as being a Lions fan.
Zafia
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Cheers bat.....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
nicola
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Quote by chefkathleen
Because that's not as embarrassing as being a Lions fan.


Some jokes are more funny for having to spell them out
Batman
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I'm still waiting for a reply from our 'Local' Michigan people/couple!

Bat
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Oh yea. Tech and Rocco.
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From the National Weather Service.

Weather advisory.

In the event of a tornado, all citizens are advised to go to Ford Field, in Detroit.

There are never any touchdowns there.
Batman
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How did I know, you would have that kind of reply.

You make it all fit.

Bat